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frying me how SGA held up the trophy exactly like Link from Zelda

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I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdgUHFV5/

I was told it would make a good tiktok audio so here you go @markiplier lol

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thank you for your service 🫡

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

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to the tune of Pink Pony Club

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They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin fish high

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airborne more briefly than a plastic bag (drifting through the wind)

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we may see levels of woke in 2028 never before recorded. stock traders will have septum piercings. finance bros will do land acknowledgements in lower manhattan

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

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Sources confirmed Tuesday that local man James McDermott, despite living on a doomed planet, was mostly concerned about the skin color of people in movies. According to sources, the 36-year-old software engineer, who is an occupant of a world with a devastated ecosystem, dwindling natural resources, and a climate growing more uninhabitable each and every day, spent the majority of his leisure time debating whether certain skin tones were realistic for fictional characters who inhabited fictional worlds on-screen in films and television shows, most of which he did not watch.

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