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It’s always wyd and not “lemme eat you out from the back until you can’t think straight and are begging me to fuck a baby in you”

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Mehhhhh

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ok but sitting on someone's lap and giving them kisses all over their face will always be superior 😔

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I'd like 2 issue a collective round of applause for the following;

Tummy pouch👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Thigh crease👏👏👏👏👏👏

Stretch marks👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Cellulite 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Body hair👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Dips👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Rolls👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Literally any kind of body👏👏👏👏

Look at that body👏👏👏👏👏👏

You are👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

*chefs kiss*👏👏👏👏👏

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“In the end all you’ll ever have is yourself.”

— Don’t forget that. (via liebeficktunsalle)

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its so stupid how the tiniest shit can break my heart & ruin my mood i literally didnt ask to be this sensitive

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me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

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Forest House

© Anthony & Nancy Gálvez

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I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

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You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

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Water is amazing. No taste but it’s so fucking good. I can’t believe some people don’t like drinking water.

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the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”