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antwithabindle.com/careers

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lesbian visibility week should be men invisibility week. they should pack them all away for a little bit

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namjoon waiting for you at the bar for real this time.

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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.

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fear not, girl with very hairy calves. you too can end up talking to a nice and friendly guy for a while and realize everybody else is gone and you didn’t really want to be alone with him you just wanted to engage on the level he was engaging with you because he was nice and that’s a good thing because you came out here to interact with people obviously that’s why you’re here so if there’s somebody who actually does want to be nice to you obviously that’s a good thing but you kept talking to him to the point where you two have been sort of a pair the whole night and now you’re alone and you just want to go back to the group where nobody really looks at you but you don’t have to keep talking back and forth with this guy and actively sealing your own fate because the more you talk to him nicely the closer you get to him making some sort of move but what else can you do but talk to him nicely like what are you going to do stop talking talk meanly no you’re gonna be nice and when he says something you have to kinda mumble about and change the subject because you hate saying no it’ll either be your own fault or it won’t you’re not sure! it’s just that for you the guy is gonna be like bisexual or something

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DUA LIPA Training Season (2024)

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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it WOULD be really funny if i failed that one class now. im probably fine though. <- well now it would be REALLY funny if i failed that one class now

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the haters will say you can’t turn in your last paper of your last semester a day early, getting a head start on the rest of your life. the haters will say it’s impossible. what do they know

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not tagging nsfw to people get fired from their jobs so they can spend more time on the computer with meeee ^_^

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a terf? that's someone who hates men, right? transmisogyny? yeah we experience that too, it's a flavor of misandry I assure you. feminism? it's been good and bad at the same time, I wanna say! too many times it left men behind. patriarchy? yeah it sucks. it's like 5 rich people who force men not to cry and hide their emotions. and oppresses women who are also complicit in it as mothers I guess.

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter