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❛ Love is for souls, not bodies. ❜

“ does that mean you believe we’ll find each other again? ” THE THOUGHT WAS COMFORTING, and how could it not be? when so little these days was certain, was lasting –to know that somewhere, somehow, they had the power to make it otherwise put her mind at ease ( if only temporarily ). any other might have envied that possibility, might have not been content with elsewhere, but she was no other – and their time WOULD come, someday. “ if not in this life, then another? ”

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what’s  your  muse’s  plant  personality  ?

DANDELION : scrappy and tough, you’re a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of person. you don’t give up easily and you often thrive in situations that others would find discouraging. you have an instinct to serve others and see yourself as most useful in times or places of crisis, but you may over rely on your toughness and forget how sensitive you really are.

ECHINACEA : a protector. with an amazing blend of optimism, nurturing and goodwill, you lend your strength and energy to those in need. your seemingly infinite goodwill and boundless supportive energy make you the one people turn to when times are tough. your greatest strength is, of course, also one of your weaknesses, especially if you neglect to take care of yourself. at times like these, it’s a good idea to take a step back and focus some of that protective energy on yourself.

SLIPPERY ELM : let’s just say you’re a vocal person. sure, that might mean you’re chatty. but it also means you’re the one humming in the hallway, singing in the shower, speaking your mind, standing up and shouting if need be to get yourself heard. you’ve got a voice and you know how to use it. inclined to speak up for the voiceless, defend the defenseless or simply bring joy to the joyless, you may have a tendency to overuse your voice.

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Yes, hello! This moment was extremely tender and, IT MADE MY HEART GROW TEN SIZES!

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Is there a point to these questions?

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                   ❛  i suppose i don’t mind SHARING –– so long as you don’t stink anymore.  ❜          there’s a cheeky lilt to her voice that’s unmistakable, if not weighted down by the fatigue of the day’s events. they’d all been afforded the luxury of bathing before turning in for the night, so her words are mostly teasing. ( mostly. ) fortunately, the trio had managed to rent the last room at the tavern, but unfortunately, depending on how one looked at it, there weren’t enough beds between them –– someone was going to have to bunk up. it mattered little to sypha, who was unused to privacy when it came to such things ; truthfully, she couldn’t recall a time she’d ever slept alone. her people were accustomed to a certain closeness, and with the separation from them so fresh, sypha was unsure she’d even be comfortable doing so.              @exsecrated

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        FAVORITE  S2  SHOTS  .  featuring  my  son  .  (  partners  can  rb  .  )

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈

sentences from amrit brar’s shitty horoscopes series. you may adjust as needed. part i.

BOOK VIII: MEDICINE

❛ you might not be afraid to die, but that doesn’t mean you’re ready. ❜

❛ you were a plague none were prepared for. ❜

❛ you are the mind and the malady, the medicine and the machine. ❜

❛ assholery is incurable. unfortunately. ❜

❛ no one’s going to notice the difference between you pushing dandelions or daisies, so leave them something worth talking about. ❜

❛ there’s no rule stating that parasites can’t be pretty. ❜

❛ justice: just us. ❜

❛ anathema - me without you. ❜

❛ you aren’t obligated to be anyone’s cure. ❜

❛ some are the bandage, some are the knife, some get creative.. ❜

❛ soothe what you can, fight what you can’t. ❜

❛ the only difference between a pathogen and a person is that one is far more creative with how they’ll infect you. ❜

BOOK IX: THE BODY AND THE WRECKAGE

❛ stranger things have happened. like you. you are happening all the time and should probably stop. ❜

❛ let none be the noose. ❜

❛ take what you can and run. ❜

❛ gratuitous violence: unnecessary, satisfying, heartbreaking, and so like everything else you love. ❜

❛ understanding builds bridges, suffering grows gardens, antipathy sets both on fire for shits and giggles. ❜

❛ there is a variety of sadness that makes a home in your guts and never quite leave. ❜

❛ you could have been anyone, operating this body. the good news is that you won! the bad news is that you’re stuck with it. ❜

❛ being loathsome and lovely in equal measure is probably a talent. somewhere. ❜

❛ why fear the dead, when you can fear the living? corpses in motion, cruelty and kindness. ❜

❛ if you’re forging your own path, be prepared to light your own pyre. ❜

❛ what possessed you to come this far? no, honestly. was it cute? ❜

❛ you can’t wrestle apologies from the sea or the sun but by fuck are you every going to try. ❜

BOOK X: LOVERS & LOSERS

❛ pick a place and die there. ❜

❛ i know you mean well. ❜

❛ may fortune favour the fuckups. ❜

❛ remarkable that one plane of existence can host so much (and so little) distance. the spaces between people, ideals, fingertips, the sky and the sea. ❜

❛ learn it’s best to bite your tongue. temper the nest of hornets in your loveless mouth. ❜

❛ i worry. i worry. worry. ❜

❛ time sours, rots, renews, sours again. ❜

❛ grief and growth live hand-in-hand. ❜

❛ sleeping, like dying, delivers you from one world to the next - to rest in crypts and wake in gardens. ❜

❛ words in couples carry weight: “fuck you.” “hell no.” “oh god.” “sorry mom.” ❜

❛ make room for small, fragile things, even with bones like cement and a leaden heart. ❜

❛ you win some, you lose some, you lie, cheat, and swindle some, you vanish on a crisp winter’s day never to be seen again. ❜

BOOK XII: ILLUMINATE

❛ quiet reflection is next to impossible if you mental landscape is one long scream. ❜

❛ you inspire me to be better! a better “what” is up for interpretation. (person? arsonist? alien?) ❜

❛ we don’t know where you came form, but we need you to go back. ❜

❛ the dark doesn’t intend to hurt you - only the creatures who plot during the cruel, cold light of day. ❜

❛ i lived better when i was ignorant of the sun, tucked away in your chest. ❜

❛ there’s asking for forgiveness, there’s asking for permission, and then there’s saying “fuck it,” and doing what you may. ❜

❛ if only it were easy! to wish and want for nothing. if only you weren’t less human for it - wishing and wanting for nothing. ❜

❛ in the end there is no blaze of glory. ❜

❛ love to distraction, die due to carelessness. ❜

❛ in the span of your life there’s plenty to avoid: the wicked, the merciless, the things you want for no reason other than wanting them. ❜

❛ you are dazzling and terrifying - those words are not as removed from one another as you may think. ❜

❛ flirt with death, tease the inevitable, give the void a saucy wink. ❜

BOOK XII: OBITUARIES

❛ things to bother believing in: love, switchblades, extraterrestrials. ❜

❛ let the record show that they were ill-equipped to deal with you. which is unsurprising, since you ill-equipped to deal with you. ❜

❛ you’ll be fertilizer regardless, might as well have interesting stories for the dirt. ❜

❛ there is an exhaustion that comes with living in an embrace like a vice, a kiss like a canker sore. ❜

❛ fear is an absence of understanding. horror is the act of understanding perfectly. ❜

❛ to labour in love, to toil in tenderness. ❜

❛ your love will always be rooted deeper than any grave. ❜

❛ you’ve long seen your downfall spelled out in another’s bones. ❜

❛ the victor spoils, the loser learns. ❜

❛ the body is rot waiting to happen. ❜

❛ you will have never loved for nothing. ❜

❛ the aftermath of you life afford you three real options: obscurity, legend, or horror story. ❜

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i’m a little disappointed they didn’t show it this way, but given that sypha uses her powers to cauterize the gashes on her arm, there’s going to be a burn scar in the shape of her hand.

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             ftr we don’t acknowledge anyone but sypha ‘hold my beer’ belnades in this house

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like this for a lil’ starter !

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‘ the first invention that i’ve come up with is pornography for birds . ’

‘ look at me ! i’m like a rotisserie shit-head ! ’

‘ i am very uncomfortable with the energy that we’ve created in here today . ’

‘ cybersex . ’

‘ our state bird is now abolished . there’s no more state bird . ’

‘ tarantulas . eight legs of justice ! ’

‘ oh god, no, i’m flashing back ! ’

‘ i actually have reginald veljohnson’s agent’s number right here, i found it in the back seat . ’

‘ ___ is hungry for responsibility, horny for teamwork, and ready to bust a nut up in this job ! ’

‘ young, dumb, and full of … you know . ’

‘ hey i just had an interesting thought . actually, fuck this ! ’

‘ i wanna talk about bird lube, now ! ’

‘ no no, can we hang the boy ? ’

‘ ___, come out and plaaaaaaaay~ ! ’

‘ hey, sonic the hedgehog is in here ! he just have me a big bag of weed ! ’

‘ i’m getting smoked out by sonic the hedgehog and benjamin franklin . ’

‘ repeat after me: hulkamania . about to run . wild~ . ’

‘ so uhh, you ready to take over the banks and stuff ? getting pretty pumped up for that ? ’

‘ i abandoned my boy ! ’

‘ you look like if hepatitis was a person . ’

‘ my name is ___, and i choose hugs, not drugs . ’

‘ hi, my name is ___, and i’m abstinence until i die ! ’

‘ hey, what’s up with drugs ? ’

‘ do not fake the funk on this nasty dunk ! ’

‘ good lord, that was very nasty . ’

‘ aw no, aww dang ! aw no, am i gonna die ?! ’

‘ gotta have my vape ! ’

‘ whatever you want swallowed, i’m your man . ’

‘ alcoholic snapple ! ’

‘ i need three hundred million dollars for dog drugs . ’

‘ you looks like the saint peter that meets fashion trends in hell . ’

‘ i- i did start to get a little high from the marker . ’

‘ future ___, invest in apple ! ’

‘ i thought of a new name, i’m not griffin anymore, now i’m … jizz-blaster dan . ’

‘ i traded six pounds of cocaine for a new episode of frasier on the internet . ’

‘ burn the bibles ! there’s no god, only poetry ! ’

‘ belts are the shoelaces of your pants . ’

‘ one time, i did have a sexual experience with a ghoul . ’

‘ i guess i just want the supreme court justices to make love . ’

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anyway, she,