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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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I once fed a freak berries until it died

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they got tired and took a nap

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

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Undo the Damage of Sitting

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The inglorious mask

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got into a bike accident last thursday because i glanced over my shoulder slightly too hard and bumped my other shoulder into the side of a massive truck, leaving no scratch on it but sending me flying over my handlebars and onto the ground where i wriggled around like a worm in the sun until someone stopped to help. there's a few brightsides to this. the first is that i can now confidently and technically accurately tell people i got into a bike accident involving a ford f-150, even if it was stationary and parked and it was mostly me that did the whole accident thing. but the second brightside is that ive realized that i can turn my deep seated anger of car centric infrastructure into violence against cars. i just need to start biking into them

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ohg

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unremarkable commute

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im just callin one last time not to change your mind. just to say i miss u baby. goodluckgoodbye

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ohg

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basically the whole point they took over the radio tower

redraw of this meme that is going around!

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From a conversation with @/laquilasse