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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
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"You know what would be a fun name for a video rental place? Tapeworms." - my spouse just now, completely unprompted
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Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
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reminded of this :3
bananas ROTAT E

banan a

rotato faster banana

go

g O

can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?

yES FEEL TH e SPED

WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY
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Me: AUGH I fucked it up! Shit! Just like I fuck everything up...
My supportive reddit girlfriend: Recency bias ☝️🤓
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