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spn + paraphrasing of heartattack and vine, tom waits

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How it feels to be in this fandom

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Hi this is a real shirt you can get on the Clickhole store

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on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

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there is a part of me that wants to do the realism when it comes to writing porn but then it's like, no. it's about what makes you horny, no matter how improbable (or straight up impossible) it is.

(tho sometimes the fun is in the realism)

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s1 dean mad at sam for spending his pool money n saying ‘i earned that’ & s2 dean reluctant to give the prisoner cigs as payment saying ‘i earned these’

Do you see the vision?

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johndean. you understand.

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@wincestwhispers thinking about your little mini fic on that post like okay but alt 01x20 where things go VERY different and sam and john let kate take dean back to luther and the other vamps and take their sweet time catching up

sam thinks bc him and john mended fences earlier that he'll be able to get in on it this time and is sorely disappointed

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okay but jimdean where john and pastor jim used to be a Thing and jim's got some fuckin Feelings about john leaving him for mary and now leaving sam and dean with him sometimes when he's on a hunt. dean comes onto him when he's like 15 and well. jim's not saying no when john's son looks like that.

option the first: it's pretty good, they continue to fuck on and off whenever dean ends up in the area

option the second: jim grooming dean over the years as a fuck you to john

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no i'm 100% serious, one day john woke up, looked at his son getting ready for a hunt (like actually looked at him), and realized monsters now have to scoot over and share the spot on his 'shit to worry about' list.

bonus points if it happens shortly after sammy leaves for stanford and john is in his 'evaluating my life and rebooting my brain' era (it doesn't lead to any improvements)

extra bonus points he has this pic in his wallet next to one of mary and one of baby dean holding sammy on some school night thingy

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(johndean) the reddit post where the daughter catches the parents having sex while the mom is wearing the daughter's dress and pretending to be her... makes me ponder a johnmary version of this there dean catches them

nonny, as a double gay johnmary lavender marriage truther: this simultaneously does very little for me 😅 and also WHIPS as a thought exercise like omg your brain 🧠🫶

some thoughts:

dean or deanna 👀

are john and dean already way too emotionally enmeshed and potentially fucking 👁️👄👁️

are mary and/or john getting off on this or is this the saddest fucked up triangulation of desire? 📐💔🪦💐

if john and dean are a thing, does mary Know and is that Why 😳👁️‍🗨️🧐

if dean: trans mary???? 🏳️‍⚧️⁉️👀��👀🔥

in summation: 🙏 ty for this

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Dean smoking in front of John to see him shift and try to hide his boner at seeing is pretty son’s lips puckered up, sucking. Dean getting payback for John doing this to him for years before he finally shared the smoke from his lungs and pushed it into Dean’s for the first time.

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one of my favorite brands of full house wincest is john fucking dean and sam knowing it and hating john for it. because of course his father would do something so sick. of course john would ask dean to give up that to him on top of everything else. sam’s blood boils because that should be him dean is under.

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most gangbangable character in tv history

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do you know what would have been good soup? dean wearing john’s dogtags

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sorry you wanna run that one by me again

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John making dean do the wide eye hitchhiker routine…. Seeing how pretty his son is…..

And crazy people will tell you he was normal about Dean…