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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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He was born stupid.

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Favorite Lines To Quote: Scream (1996)

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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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You never recover from being weird in middle school

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Me rn absolutely kicking my gay little feet and giggling over my dumb ass best friend. We’re in love or whatever.

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Apparently my friends think the gay little people in my phone would eat me up for my hear me outs so I present to you the concerning list of hear me outs. (Yes I know most are old enough to be my father)

Rob zombie. He could slam me in the back of his dragula

Dr house. I don’t know it just happened one day trust me I’m just as disappointed

Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I absolutely will not hear any judgment for this.

Joji especially during the filthy frank era.

Chad from cold ones.

Sebastian and Shane from stardew valley.

Oscar Isaac as blue in sucker punch. I know I’m sorry.

Ted from how I met your mother.

Jason Segal

Eddie Brock from venom. He could break me and that’s the point.

Sirius black.

Max moefoe

Samwise Gamgee

Adam Sandler.

Steveo

Chino Moreno from deftones.

Young Tommy Lee.

Lestat from queen of the damned.

Ville valo.

Dylan Alvarez. Funny man from Hollywood undead.

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Things that are engraved deeply in my soul

I quit smoking just because my best friend asked me to one time.

I make my scrambled eggs the way my ex stepfather taught me and that’s the only way I can eat eggs now.

I listen to the kill station version of all I want for Christmas is you every year. because a boy I liked screamed along to the song for me in the car one night when I was sad

I straighten my hair the way my childhood best friends mom would straighten mine every time I’d stay over before we went out.

I have a whole playlist of guilty pleasure songs that aren’t my typical taste but they remind me of my mom and I love it.

I stopped popping my fingers mindlessly because one cheerleader who decided she wasn’t too good to befriend the weird emo kid in school (me) couldn’t stand the sound

My favorite horror franchise is hellraiser because my best friends would call me every night after work so we could watch them together every night.

I’ve memorized the time difference for the states my friends live in.

I have endless facts about games and books I’ve never read or played because I love hearing my loved ones ramble about things they love.

I unironically watch wwe clips because of one friend who loves it.

I still say things my moms best friend used to say to me even though he died a few years ago

My favorite tee shirt is a pierce the veil shirt that got passed around our friend group so many times it’s worn down to the softest shirt I’ve ever owned I’d cry if anything ever happened to it.

The way my mom’s best friend would sit with me while I rambled on about my special interests and always remembered. (He bought me a jackass dvd for my birthday it was the only gift I got that year)

The blue candies he would share with me without asking every time he’d come see us. (Blue was his favorite flavor and now it’s mine)

I stopped biting my nails after a friend gave me a bottle of black nail polish they swiped from their mom. It was the best nail polish I had ever owned.

I still cry listening to greenday after losing one of my closest friends.

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Me after slipping in the shower earlier and absolutely doming myself on the edge of the tub

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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Unfortunately my idea of true love is complete codependence and a violent obsession for each other.

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image i am in love with

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Mikey in his rotting corpse era

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If u look like this pls hmu.

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- Behind the scenes of ‘the bedroom kill’ in Terrifier 2

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please please please let me get what i want september