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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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Here’s a reminder that selfish people make decisions that make things worse for entire communities. #covid #measles
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A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep
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Yes, this is EXACTLY what you voted for.
You voted for a clown sleep farting through his court case. A convicted felon and lifelong rapist. The swamp incarnate. A narcissist and fraud willing to do anything to enrich himself.
Voting for Harris/Walz was clearly better considering your kids' student debt and husband's job situation.
You picked the unserious choice. You lost.
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Nothing worse than looking up a cool female book character only to find out they ruined her in the movie
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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!
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”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.
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people who haven’t seen the saw franchise classify it as torture porn, people who have seen the saw franchise classify it as soap opera, people in the saw franchise classify it as a really bad few years
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