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one time someone online got mad at me for drawing porn of oddish. disregarding any and all discourse about whether or not pokemon pass the harkness test, im sorry, thats an onion. thats a root vegetable. if you truly believe that rule 34 of a sentient onion creature speaks to a desire to have sex with the real life equivalent, you dont have to worry about me commiting beastiality. but keep an eye on me in the produce section
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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depictions of death as merciful and benevolent and kind move me to tears without fail
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Officially adding "responding to obviously facetious complaints with long-winded explanations of why the status quo is both natural and inevitable" to my list of block-on-sight offences.
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most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
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The famine in Gaza has reached catastrophic proportions. People collapse on the street out of hunger. They resort to going to literal killing fields for maybe a bag of flour for their family.
Please donate around 10-20 Dollars this week to any campaign of your choice. I'm donating 10 GBP to the North and South Sameer Project campaigns each. Please please donate if you can, Palestinians are dying from hunger.
Sameer Project Links:
Donation Amounts:
If you want to support Individual campaigns, check out these websites:
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@gaza-evacuation-funds and @gazavetters
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it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.
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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi
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The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.
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if you lose your train of thought while talking to someone its because they reloaded the quicksave after killing you midsentence
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this healing shit take forever don't it
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i know this will seem scary to some of you but you have got to practice being upfront about ai, especially in real life. if someone tells you they had chatgpt write an essay or summarize a book for them or whatever i truly think it's your moral imperative to say "oh, so you didn't actually write/read that." you don't have to be mean about it if that's not your style but nodding and smiling your way through the conversation is not helping at all
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this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.
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Illustration with Marcille & Falin which I drew last fall
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