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Sulani Royal Wedding

The Reception - Prince Filibus and Princess Lola finally meet Prince Consort Keoki

Fili and Lola are by

@motherofroyalsims

Prince Filibus (F): Oh you must be Keoki. Or well the Prince Consort of Windenburg. Princess Lola (L): Ye,s we heard much about you. His sister was here last time. During the coronation of Tsarina Taisiya. Prince Consort Keoki (K): Ah I remember, with her fiance and his father, right? F: Exactly.

K: I hope they...well enjoyed their stay. L: Well Caro seemed to be shit scared of you. K: Oh why is that? F: You look like you could rip him apart. L: Filibus! F: What...look at these abs!

L: Please excuse him. K: It’s okay...I am well...it’s a mermaid thing. We are all a bit physically bigger than humans. L: You’re a merman? K: Yes half actually. Only my mum was one, since she came from the royal family. She was the sister of the previous king.

F: Can I touch them? L: Seriously! Stop talking about his abs. F: But they are right there. L: I think you had enough to drink. F: I am perfectly sober.

K: Stop talking about my abs. Yes, I have them and yes they are on display. And no, you cannot touch them. Only my wife and my second partner can. Sometimes my kids. L: We didn’t mean to offend. He just gets abs envy. F: I do not!

F: I am sorry...I didn’t mean to offend you. It is just...you are so good looking. K: Thanks. L: I wish he would compliment me the same way. F: I do! If you get abs like that and maybe a tattoo. Is that a Sulani tradition? K: The tattoo or the abs? F: Both. K: The tattoos are, some get just one and some get more than one.

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Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception - Crown Prince Kaleo talks to more people including Crown Princess Isabella. One thing Kaleo gets asked a lot is about his height. Crown Princess Isabella is by @royalchaos.sims

Crown Princess Isabella (I): This wedding is way..it is so different. Crown Prince Kaleo (K): Well it is a Sulani wedding. We are way more relaxed, also it is way hotter here. We don’t want people to die of heat strokes. I: One thing...it might sound out of place. Just how tall are you? K: Oh me? I am nearly seven feet tall.

I: That is... K: Really freaking tall, I know, I am considered the tallest person as of right now in all the nine kingdoms. My husband Akamu is 6′4″ and he is the second tallest. I: How do you... K: Deal with it? I just do, hit my head so many times that I forgot sometimes, hey I am not small. But hey I can change...or could change light bulbs without a ladder.

I: [laughs] K: I said I could, not that I ever would. I think my mum wouldn’t like that. I: Isn’t your mum the Queen? K: Yes, she is and I am first in line to the throne. I: This wedding is just the best as of right now. The food...the drinks and the people.

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Sulani Royal Wedding

The Reception

Just King Philipp helping out Queen Ke'ala of Sulani with her daughter Malia. Princess Fiona joins them too.

Philip is by

@motherofroyalsims

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Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception - Cardan talks a bit about his past Lady Jane and Lord Nixon are by @royalsimsoftobi

Lady Jane (J): You must tell me everything, I insist. Prince Cardan (C): [sighs] Not much to tell anyway. Lord Nixon (N): There has to be, you are one of the most interesting people here. Prince Consort Garrett (G): Please don’t try to humble him, his ego is big enough.

N: Oh is that so? G: Yes sadly, but also it won’t work. He will never talk about his past. C: [looks shocked at Garrett] I do talk about it. G: Yes, but not over a glass of wine. C: Especially over a glass of wine.

C: It is not like there is anything to say about this. So yes I am the ruler of the kingdom Glitra Laek. Yes, I am blue, no it is not dyed, it is a medical condition. No, I am not human. G: Woah...Cardan slow down. C: I am a fairie. I use magic sometimrs although I am shit at it because I learned it properly thanks to my asshole brother.

G: I think they didn’t want to hear that... C: What then? N: Oh what happend to your brother? C: He is dead. J: I am sorry.... C: I killed him. J: Wait...what? G: You heard right, don’t worry he is dead form like..how long...over twenty years.

C: Good ridance with that one..oh if we talk about family. I also killed my dad and accidentally my mum. No biggie. J: [is just too shocked] N: This is... C: A shocker right. Well, you get used to it in this kingdom.

J: Did you hate your brother? C:More like he hated me or my existence. No idea why, he was an asshole anyway. Believe me , I am the less awful version. G: That is true. He might not seem that way but this goofy fellow is actually really sweet and nice. C: Don’t ruin my reputation!

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Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception Kyle talks to Fili and Lola, and almost bans Fili from the bar. Fili and Lola are by @motherofroyalsims

Kyle (Ky): So what is the the problem here? Princess Lola (L): Oh nothing, everything is okay, my fiance here is just well a bit traumatized. Ky: What he found someone with his pants down? L: Wait, how do you? Ky: A good guess.

K: And let me guess it is someone from your kingdom otherwise you wouldn’t be trying to drown whatever you saw in alcohol. Princess Filibus (F): Are you a detective or something? Ky: No, just very observant. You get used to it after a while. So let me guess, your father slept with someone and you caught them.

F: Seriously you know way too much. Ky: I have to know things. I spent half my life looking after a boy that was unable to talk for three years, I know things. So ...what are you going to do? Drown yourself in sorrow. F: Well basically. Ky: Snap out of it! So what if you dad had sex with someone, is he seeing someone? F: Ehm...no?

L: It’s not that easy, would you react differentely? Ky: I would not mope around like a bitch. Just let your father be, he is having fun. F: [sighs] Ky: If you don’t stop with that face, you will be banned from the liquor bar.

K: So you will stop it! I am the only one allowed to be grumpy. F: That is rather- Ky: I said: I am the only one allowed to be grumpy! So step outside or I don’t know have sex on the couch. I don’t care. L: [looks rather shocked at Kyle] Ehm...we will just go back out again.

L: [looks shocked at Fili as Kyle leaves] I will never say anything bad about Caro, that guy is like... F: Ten times worse. L: Doesn’t he look like the Crown Prince...you know Kaleo? F: Maybe his twin? Ky: [turns around] I am Kaleo as well! He is just a nervouss ass!

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⚠️ Kyle, Mild Violence, Language ⚠️ Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception - Kyle and Ekaterina Kyle tells Ekaterina how shitty her plan was and plans to have fun with her later on. Ekaterina is by @celestialroyals

Miss Ekaterina (E): Hey you cannot just do that and walk away. Kyle (Ky): I can and I am as you can see. You really think I would even do something with you. E: Are you just doing this to rile me up? Ky: Is it working?

Ky: You think you are the real shit, but you are not. You have shitty plans, your idea of a perfect life is kidnapping someone and thinking her boyfriend or whatever will just come to you. E: ... Ky: I will never in a hundred years even touch or god forbid kiss you.

Ky: [grabs her throat with one hand] You listen Missie, here we don’t get offended or shocked when someone is mean or out of line. You learn that very quickly. E: [looks at him a bit shocked] Ky: Are you scared? You should be. Now play for a while until I find you again. We will have so much fun.

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⚠️ Language, Kyle ⚠️ Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception - Kyle finds Ekaterina again Also called: He doesn't give a damn Ekaterina belongs to @celestialroyals

Kyle (Ky): So bitch, have you tried to hide? Miss Ekaterina (E): Could you stop calling me a bitch, I am an esteemed Lady of Amarantos. Ky: More like an esteemed bitch. But fine, Missie. E: That is not better, seriously do you have any manners?

Ky: I do not need manners or be nice. Nice gets you nowhere in life. E: I do agree. But you still lack manners. Ky. Technically you should bow and courtsy to me. I am the Crown Prince here. E: Wait isn’t... Ky: Kaleo? Yeah he is it as well. We are the same. One and the same person.

Ky: [lifts up her chin and looks at her] So bow little Missie. E: You wish. Ky: Oh someone with fighting spirit. I will make you cry and you will know that you are nothing.

E: Is that a promise? Ky: Yes that is a promise. [leans very close towards her] You are freaking ugly. E: What? Ky: Or should I say, I am gay and would never touch you.

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Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception - Miss Ekaterina talks to Crown Prince Kaleo while hiding from Kyle. Someone might tell her that Kyle is there too. 🤣 Ekaterina belongs to @celestialroyals

Crown Prince Kaleo (K): Sorry about Kyle. He is rather well... Miss Ekaterina (E): He is a handful. Who is here? Why is he here? K: Well long story and no, I cannot make him leave it is complicated. E: Why not? Isn’t he your... K: You might think he is my brother, but he isn’t.

E: So who is he? I mean he is rather straightforward. K: You heard the wedding speech. E: Yes...the welcome bitches, bros and non-binary hoes. K: Yes that one, that was his idea, I was far too nervous for a speech. It is complicated who he is. But rest assured he isn’t coming out again.

E: Ehm thanks anyway. I think I can go back inside. K: No worries, you enjoy the wedding. E: Ehm...you..do you always transform when you go into water? K: Basically yes, although I can control it, today I am just too nervous. So...mermaid tail it is.

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⚠️ NSFW (implied) Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception: King Philip of Oasis Springs has fun with Queen Layla. His son Prince Fili is not amused Philip and Fili belong to @motherofroyalsims

Queen Layla (L): Are you sure this is okay? King Philip (P): Yes, I am sure. Besides we won’t be missing much of the party. L: Still, we are from... P: Kind of the same kingdom. Just different.

P: Good thing that bathing suits are required for this event. L: Probably not for these things. More like for swimming in that pool or the ocean. P: Still a good thing. Now we need to be quiet.

Prince Fili (F): Father? Are you there? I swear...if you don’t answer I will...[walks closer to the closet before he sees his father and another woman] F: Seriously! We are here for like two hours and you already...I swear next time I bring Caro.

L: [looks at bit shocked at Fili] I think we have been found out. P: It would seem so. Well we better stop befoe my son exchanges me for his brother in law. That chaos wouldn’t be that good. F: He behaved the last time he was here, something about a Keoki and Cardan.

F: Please don’t turn around. Just get dressed and come down again. Seriously, I need a drink.

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OC- 15 Questions

Totally got this from @herecirmsims​

I will have both Kaleo and Akamu answer these questions

Are you named after anyone? 

Kaleo: Not really, Sulani names are quiet unique and we avoid to name each other after someone else. However my name has a meaning, it means Voice or Sound.

Akamu: No I am not named after someone. I am essentially called Adam in a non-Sulani language.

When was the last time you cried? 

Kaleo: I think at some point, I did cry but I cannot remember. Oh no, I do remember, I cried from exhaustion once because my little brother is basically dying.

Akamu: Probably at some point. I don’t cry that often actually.

Do you have kids? 

Kaleo: Yes, I have all in all seven kids.

Akamu: I have six kids and yes these six are shared with my husband Kaleo.

Do you use sarcasm?

Kaleo: Sometimes although my alter Kyle does use it more often.

Akamu: Not that often.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Kaleo: How small they are, seriously is there anyone that can at least reach m height?

Akamu: Usually the way they dress and present themselves. Looking after one self is very important.

What’s your eye colour?

Kaleo: Brown

Akamu: Brown

Scary movies or happy endings?

Kaleo: Happy endings.

Akamu: Scary movies with happy endings? No I do like happy endings.

Any special talents?

Kaleo: Well I am a merman, which means I can breath for an extended amount of time underwater, I am born royal and currentely a king. So I need to have diplomatic skills and ruling abilities. Other than that, ettiquette skills, language skills (which I suck at) and riding skills (which I suck at even more). I can also dance any type of couple’s dance.

Akamu: I am also a merman, and I can speak three languages: Hawaiian, English and French. I am also trained in the same things as Kaleo as his husband.

Where were you born?

Kaleo: In Sulani

Akamu: In Sulani

What are your hobbies?

Kaleo: Well...swimming, being with Akamu, taking care of my family, spending time with my family.

Akamu: Sex. No seriously I enjoy just being on the beach and relaxing.

Have you any pets?

Kaleo: No

Akamu: No

What sports do you play/have played?

Kaleo: I don’t play any sports, since I do enjoy swimming alone.

Akamu: No sports for me.

How tall are you?

Kaleo: 6′8″

Akamu: 6‘4″

Favourite subject in school?

Kaleo: I didn’t really enjoy school, so nothing really. Imagine being on the mental level of a 14 year old while you are close to 17. This is no fun.

Akamu: Probably History and Languages.

Dream job?

Kaleo: Well I am a king, that is my job. I cannot think of anything else for me.

Akamu: If I had not married Kaleo? No idea honestely, maybe a teacher.

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⚠️ Language, Kyle ⚠️ Sulani Royal Wedding The Reception: Kyle and Ekaterina talk Ekaterina is by @celestialroyals

Miss Ekaterina (E): So that is why I am here...hey are you even listening? Kyle (Ky): I stopped listening before you started. E: [groans in frustration] Ky: What do you want me to say? Pat you on the back?

E: You should sympathies! Ky: Why because you bitch fucked it up and didn’t think through before starting your plan. E: Woah! Did you just call me a bitch? Ky: Yes, and I will do it again. Bitch. E: How dare you... Ky: Deal with it.

Ky: Listen, you did oit all wrong anyway. Why did you let your rival even live. She will come back anyway and then what? You let her get kidnapped again? E: Well.. Ky: And also did you think your precious Perseus would have just gotten along with it. E: ..Of course, he would have seen I am the better option.

E: So what should I have done? Ky: Get rid of the competion permanentely, hit this Perseus over the head so hard that he forgets about everything and blow up the building the ceremony was taking place. E: That is a bit extreme. Ky: It is effective. But fine, maybe don’t blow it up. Fill it with gas. E: THAT IS NOT BETTER!

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Sulani Royal Wedding The Ceremony

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⚠️ Language, Kyle ⚠️ The Sulani Royal Wedding The Wedding Ceremony: Kyle's Wedding speech

Kyle (Ky): Welcome bitches, bros and non-binary hoes! Or someone more offended would say: Ladies and Gentlemen [waits for silence] We are gathered here today to witness the union of myself and Lord Akamu. Not myself though, the idiot that doesn’t come out because he is nervous.

Ky: This is a Sulani wedding, so a bit different than your typical weddings. Here are some rules you might need to follow: Rule Number One: Have fun, don’t be stuck up and just enjoy the wedding. Rule Number Two: Don’t drink too much we won’t save you when you drown. Just kidding. No, seriously don’t drink too much.

Ky: And rule Number Three, don’t be shocked when you see some of us having a tail, we are mermaids and mermen.Just enjoy the wedding as a whole. So..the ceremony will begin shortly, sit down and enjoy it.

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Sulani Royal Wedding Guests arrival: International guests Thanks for sending your sims @motherofroyalsims @celestialroyals @fabulous_royals @royalsimsoftobi @starlightroyals

HRM King Phillip Atticus Lufti Hasaan IV of Oasis Springs

HRH Prince Filibus Atticus Lufti Hasaan IV of Oasis Springs & HRH Princess Lola Elizabeth Montez Notario of Del Sol Valley

Miss Ekaterina Sokolov of Amarantos

HRH King Grace Darius of Wilcrest & Lady Aretha Jackson

HRH Prince Kaiko, the Duke of Sulani & HG Duchess Alani of Sulani

TG, The Earl & Countess of Glimmerbrook, Lord Nixon and Lady Jane of Glimmerbrook.

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Sulani Royal Wedding The guests arrival: The Grooms' families

HRM Queen Ke’ala of Sulani & HRH Prince Consort Nickolas of Sulani

HRH Princess Maui of Sulani

HRH Princess Puanani of Sulani

Countess Noelani of Sulani & Countess Consort Nicola of Sulani

Lord Kainalu of Sulani & Prince Yash of Oasis Springs

Lady Momi of Sulani

Lady Sasha of Sulani

Lady Sophia of Sulani

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The Sulani Royal Wedding The guests arrival: National Guests Part 3

HRH Prince Jabali of Stranger Ville

HRM Prince Cardan of Glitra Laek & HRH Prince Consort Garrett of Glitra Laek

HRH Princess Helga of Glitra Laek & Lord Charles of Brindelton Bay

HRH Crown Prince Einar of Glitra Laek

HIM Emperor Yuto of Komorebi & HIH Empress Simone of Komorebi

HIH Crown Prince Takashi of Komorebi

HIH Princess Hina of Komorebi

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The Sulani Royal Wedding

The guests arrival: National Guests Part 2

HIH Tsarevna Olga of Forgotten Hollow

HIH Tsarevich Kirill of Forgotten Hollow & HIH Prince Juan of Forgotten Hollow

HIH Tsarevna Maria of Forgotten Hollow & Lady Kiana of Sulani

HRM Queen Zoe of Brindelton Bay & HRH Prince Consort Karim of Brindelton Bay

HRH Crown Prince Manuel of Brindelton Bay & HRH Princess Isabel of Brindelton Bay

HRH Prince Luis of Brindelton Bay

HRM Queen Nadia of Stranger Ville & HRH Prince Consort Kaito of Stranger Ville

HRH Crown Princess Savanna of Stranger Ville & Lord Rangi of Sulani

HRH Prince Ray of Stranger Ville & Lady Hokulani of Tartosa

HRH Princess Wanda of Stranger Ville