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Alain Delon and Monica Bellucci for Annabella Furs, 1989.

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mr j’s fur looks so muscular…are you secretly super strong?!

It isn't a secret...train and fight

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When I post a lot you can’t tell if I’m off or at work bc I don’t do shit at work either. Blogging is my passion

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LV Fall 2011/JPG Fall 2011/Junko Shimada Spring 2009

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus on the set of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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Yayoi Kusama: Chandelier of Grief (2016)

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– I think I'm all right... I think I'm all right. – Maybe the next time, darling. Maybe the next time.

JAMES SPADER and DEBORAH KARA UNGER in

CRASH (1996) dir. David Cronenberg

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Does anyone else have good/bad boob days or is it just me

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exactly !!!!!