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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
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“My whole life, I don’t know what this song [Auld Lang Syne] means. I mean, ‘should old acquaintance be forgot.’ Does that mean that we should forget old acquaintances? It doesn’t mean that if we happen to forget them, we should remember them, which is not possible because we already forgot them.” “Well, maybe it just means that we should remember that we forgot them, or something. Anyway, it’s about old friends.”
Mikey and Nicky (1976), When Harry Met Sally... (1989), Disobedience (2017), Y tu mamá también (2001), Little Women (2019), Passing (2021), My Beautiful Laundrette (1985), Past Lives (2023), Thoroughbreds (2017), Challengers (2024), Before Sunset (2004), The Five Devils (2022), Moonlight (2016), It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), Lovesong (2016)
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no judgement but imagine you find out your realtor has a tumblr
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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers
#im roomie with a transsexual and an ex drug dealer#theyr both queer :)#im artist ?#hopefully one of us will date a prostitute#and wr r all perverts
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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RE-ANIMATOR ART DUMP.
Because my brain is rotting with it.
Thank you for your attention.
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CONT. of previous sketch and my meditations on Herbert's transition
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aaahhh... @west-of-miskatonic posted his art of our 1970s Weird Girl Herbie HS AU & it made me want to post my own... :'^) i have sooooo much of these two laying around
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Saw a tag on a fanfic that went “there’s only one bed (Herbert makes Dan sleep on the floor)” and that concept has been on my mind for days
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