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Your knowledge retention doesn't suck because mobile phones have fried your brain, your knowledge retention sucks because you're wiki-diving at 3:30 AM on a Tuesday and haven't slept in 36 hours.

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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag

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coworkers: have any fun plans for the weekend?

me:

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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this is so fun

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

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normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

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My Winnipeg (2007) Directed by Guy Maddin

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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I had a dream last night about a Family Guy reboot in which the characters were all coated in blue rubber. They were wandering the forest, searching for the forest temple.

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the drowning machine

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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