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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived

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Insane when you're bursting with every emotion known to the human brain and yet you still gotta go to work cause it's a random ass tuesday

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if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote

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It is actually crazy how being an ugly middle school girl impacts you forever. Like for years you believe that if you have a crush on someone you are evil and you’re making them uncomfortable. And that’s even BEFORE you realize you’re a lesbian.

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the catholic church is running out of money so the pope sold me a demon greatsword they've been keeping in the vatican

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant