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Eu não aguento essa fofura... Lindimais https://www.instagram.com/p/CMkDdXUJleJ/?igshid=7vuo49fvqi38

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Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle. 

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates. 

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

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A vista de botafogo, da Saraiva do Praiafogo Botashoping.

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Eu amo demais, siô!! Tem nem como. #lapa #riodejaneiro https://www.instagram.com/p/CID09SoJXwV/?igshid=15mdmq8x5wy0

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A Feira

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Lapa

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“Minha terra tem palmeiras...”

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Bicho, como é o que se desenha cabelo???? Socuero!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CHOS37QpiB4/?igshid=5sxxik9umilg

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Peguei gosto por esse negócio de desenhar. Profissional? Não. Mas o importante é se divertir. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHIfwxypFOG/?igshid=1xp5bsoxrtipn

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Atrasada, mas o que importa é que terminei! Dia 31 - crawl #inktober2020 #inktoberday31 https://www.instagram.com/p/CHDO43epDc1/?igshid=106r8ckgtz18t

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Uma pausa na nossa programação pra falar do amor por esse senhor aqui. Mais um aniversário e dezenove anos de gatice. Amo demais! #bengalcat https://www.instagram.com/p/CG-YtXMJiCw/?igshid=1ve05h5pk5bqc

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Dia 23 - RIP (esse foi o mais difícil até agora) #mariellepresente #inktober2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/CG5NwQdJkDH/?igshid=nppc6j48e0aq

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Só pq achei a foto muito boa. Tirada com o meu Ipobre. Hahaha https://www.instagram.com/p/CGqRr4IpWdG/?igshid=3hbz2gurz67c