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... Who or what is a Jakey?

jakey wrapped you wished jakey

died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times

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Exactly my whole point about how we need to get the fuck out there and VOTE. That was Hillary being many points ahead of Trump and everyone was like, "Ahh we got this, no biggie!" These numbers for Harris right now aren't even that high and even if they WERE it doesn't mean crap unless people VOTE.

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Batman, arriving just a smidge too late to stop her: Oh nooo. Daaaamn youuuu, Poison Ivy.

Ecosocialist praxis

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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

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the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

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Commission for @sci-fly-guy

Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️

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Such a damn good movie.

This (and Friday 2009) are what remakes should aspire to be.

The Blob (1988)

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You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

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…I'm imagining him just doing a little wiggle with his legs and it makes this moment way more hilarious than in should be.

Lookin' Good

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Crash

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I'd be surprised if there was a single scene in Ghostbusters that WASN'T impoved at least to some degree.

Ray + The Mood Slime

Ghostbusters II (1989)

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Art by llautella

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Look man, you just gotta own that shit.

"Yeah, my shoes squeak, what of it? You gonna say something, bro?"

As someone who's one-quarter clown, ain't nothin' wrong with big squeaky shoes.

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

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If you like something, reblog it.

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For all my fellow oversharers out there.