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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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COWARDS WILL SEE HIM & SAY “That’s Mario” BUT TRUE BROS WILL GAZE UPON HIM AND SHOUT “BROS”

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen

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This spread is fucking bold for trying to pass those ingredients off as delicious

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Watched a movie with a great point 👉

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white boy gets distracted mid panic by cheese. many such cases.

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Some discarded ideas for the DE poster project

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