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trying to prove a point to birds

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Source 

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(cartoon by Jim Morin)

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op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional! 

me: that’s fair 

op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia 

me:

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When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex.

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Someone should change the d to an n so it'll say hollyween or even to a b so it says hollyweeb

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Educate yourselves. [ @isitgraygreyorgraye ]

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PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

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I find strangers attractive because they haven’t pissed me off yet

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A milkshake is improperly named; it should be milkshook.

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do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

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If a doctor is using a stethoscope to listen to your heart and then you suddenly have a heart attack, he is literally hearing the beat drop

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the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

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Anyone who’s been pregnant with a boy can respond with “been there, done that” if told to grow a pair.

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