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the number one goal of being in a relationship is to commit unethical psychological experiments on your partner without them knowing

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the number one goal of being in a relationship is to commit unethical psychological experiments on your partner without them knowing

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my process of making ocs

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im going to fucking rearrange your guts— wh— why are you— IM NOT FLIRTING IM THREATENING Y. STOP PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON IM GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AND PUT YOUR ORGANS IN THE WRONG PL. STOP GIGGLING THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHAT

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warm hands

//fs navratil

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

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i want that twink dealt with but not necessarily destroyed as i may have use for his conniving eunuch ways later

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I'm doing it gang, I've spent stupider gardening money before like when I dropped $300 on shade loving perennial bulbs only to learn they were also plants that rotted with wet feet and all immediately died in my swampy gumbo soil

I'm buying two firefly petunias. I've never grown petunias much because where I live they're a winter annual but fuck it I'll grow them as an indoor plant I certainly have the sun to do it.

They're supposed to ship to me in April, I'll report back on if they immidiately die or this is the coolest thing I own. My biochemical engineering design project was using a similar chemical pathway to modify bacteria to glow in the presence of specific toxins so I absolutely need glowing petunias in my window box

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when is it my turn to be the evil scientists sick little experiment 😩

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when is it my turn to be the evil scientists sick little experiment 😩

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[very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me.

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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

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hey girl are you a rare endangered animal? cause i'm trying to breed you in captivity

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A horseshoe crab being a home to other sea creatures!

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“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened