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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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me contemplating the human condition

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as a lesbian named grace this pin I found on the lesbian history archive is making me scream

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babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

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Help me. (From Jiken Jaken!)

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Viral photo from today's meeting of world leaders in Kyiv:

Ukrainian already making memes:

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep