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Sometimes I think I'm not also a robot, but then I think about my insane desire to be GLaDOS, and to run tests on "people" while sassily mocking them.

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fatty. fatass. fat girl. stop getting a boner i didnt say you could enjoy this

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Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

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Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

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Scalding hot take y’all aren’t ready for: Chell and GLaDOS were in fact in lesbians, but Chell was the domme and GLaDOS was the bratty sub.

Think about it: the entire game, GLaDOS runs her mouth taunting Chell as Chell calmly and slowly approaches, avoiding all of GLaDOS’s attempts to stop her, until they finally meet in person and Chell puts GLaDOS in her place.

Then in the sequel GLaDOS is back to bratting again but the moment GLaDOS is in real trouble, Chell immediately shifts into caretake domme mode to protect the sad potato that is her girlfriend (and honestly, in my experience, sad potato is a perfect description for someone going through sub drop).

Then once GLaDOS is doing better and the source of her discomfort (the obnoxious man who tried to insert himself into their dynamic before Chell dealt with him) is gone, they immediately resume their normal dynamic.

Tell me how any of that reads like Chell as the sub, hmmm?

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Let go.

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concept: my ex-fps don’t appear in my dreams anymore. not after years of no contact with them. not after years of not talking about them. i’ve completely moved on. i’m free.

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3 photos, 2 notes, and one keychain, are all the proof left that our love ever even existed

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not sorry for saying i'd like for glados to wrap me in her wires and fuck me if you don't like it you can go to a different bakery

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so apparently limerence only gets cured by no-contact so gotta cut everybody off

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me after stepping into a fucking cognitohazard: ow fuck aaaaa AAAAAHHHH OUCHHH FUCK

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recently I got across a term 'limerence', which I found very fitting for Naruto's relationship with Sasuke. Limerence is a deep obsession, longing for another person. It's different from love or lust, not necessarily sexual or romantic. It's one sided, those feelings usually aren't reciprocated. I'll quote the passage, which especially reminded me of Naruto: "limerents are objectifying the person they are obsessed with. They project their own emotional needs onto this other person, idealise them, minimise their flaws, and generally treat them as a sort of impossibly desirable object of infatuation. The limerent object becomes (in the brain of the limerent) a source of hyper-reward, and the limerent seeks that reward as avidly as possible." To me it feels like a best explanation of Naruto's obsession with Sasuke. Little Naruto saw Sasuke as a loner like him, but at the same time Sasuke was popular, always praised by other kids and teachers. I think that was what marked Sasuke as the object of limerence, Naruto even admitted: "You were my goal." Sasuke's needs, desires had always been downplayed since then. Sasuke became a grand prize, someone to obtain. There are several signs of limerence which ring a bell: limerents have frequent intrusive thoughts about the limerent object (do I need to list? throughout the manga it's always Sasuke that, Sasuke this for Naruto); they have an acute need for reciprocation of equally strong feeling (this one is also obvious, Naruto always wanted to be as important for Sasuke as Sasuke was for him); exaggerated dependency of mood on limerence object's actions (insert happy happy Naruto when Sasuke joined war at his side vs his intense hysteria whenever Sasuke took a step further away from him and Konoha, it wasn't about power play and we know it); fleeting relief from unrequited feeling through vivid fantasy about reciprocation by the limerence object (aka the big dream where Sasuke came back to village and all lived happily together); intensification of feelings by adversity (more Sasuke tried to get away, more intensely Naruto obsessed); an aching sensation in “the heart” when uncertainty is strong (the panic attack when everyone declared Sasuke as persona non grata); general intensity of feeling that leaves other concerns in the background (literally every concern, was it on Naruto's side or Sasuke's side wasn't important enough for Naruto); a desire for exclusivity in this special connection (as Naruto had expressed it, he was only person who had an understanding with Sasuke and nobody else was allowed to face him). Limerence can last many years, even while limerent person in a relationship with someone else (now idc about boruto, but the fact that Naruto got married to someone else, doesn't mean he's out of his limerence). "...to outside observers, limerence seems pathological... it seems inconceivable that a sane person could attach so much importance to another individual." Naruto had always been questioned about why was Sasuke so important for him, his obsession had always seemed weird for onlookers.

if anyone's interested, check out Love and Limerence by Dorothy Tennov and Living with Limerence by Dr L.

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promoting the regron closet makeout fic i just finished!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66280459

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.reagancest world domination

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her name is aegis!!!!! i wanna be a robo...

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gay ppl r so fuckibg weird wdym we’re sexting in fucking binary code