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imagine your f/o reminding you…

• “I don’t care how messy you think you are. You’re mine. You’re allowed to unravel here.”

• “You never have to earn rest or softness. I want to give it to you just because you exist.”

• “Even on your worst day, I still choose you. Always.”

• “Nothing you say is ‘too much’ for me. I want to hear it all. I want to know you.”

• “You don’t have to be ‘on’ for me. If all you can do is exist, that’s still enough.”

• “Let’s just take the world off your shoulders for a while, yeah? You’ve carried enough.”

• “I’m proud of you. Not for what you did, just for being you. Just for trying.”

• “Every time I look at you I’m like, ‘Yep. That’s mine. That’s my whole world right there.’”

• “You’re not hard to love. You’re easy to love. The world just made you feel otherwise.”

• “I’m not going anywhere. I mean it. You’re stuck with me.”

• “I don’t need you to be ‘better.’ I just want you to be okay. And I’ll help however I can.”

• “Even if the rest of the world doesn’t understand you, I do. I see you.”

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My sense of humour is so broken, I keep thinking about that image of sporticus saying ‘i invented fruit and i hate you all’ and it keeps cracking me up at inopportune times 

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Behold a man

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#willabeeferocious

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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink

do they just like

pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do

Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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how it feels rn

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heartbreaking! a pretty solid standalone horror story has gotten a continuation that recontextualizes all of its self-contained events as part of a massive & banal "epic" mythos

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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell

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Ozzy Osbourne 1948 - 2025

Rest in peace, Prince of Darkness.

📸 Photo taken by Ross Halfin

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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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HATE when a character seems intentionally designed for me to be obsessed with and it succeeds

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Wh

When you want to progress on your own projects but you could be playing games but you could be drawing OCS but you want to make Fanart but you

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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)

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rip to the one and only 🙏

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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever