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tearsingingalonewith7thfonons replied to your photo: AW YEAH FUCKERS, WE’RE ABOUT TO GET TALESSTUCK IN...

Flynn, your obsession with harming Yuri is concerning. What exactly do you have against him?

IT'S THAT SHE-HIM AGAIN... WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

DID YURI SEND YOU?

DOES YURI KNOW I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN LIKE I DO TO HIM ON A DAILY BASIS?

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AW YEAH FUCKERS, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET TALESSTUCK IN THIS SHIT.

Your name is FLYNN SCIFO.

You are one of the coolest characters in the TALES OF SERIES, not to be confused by a REPLICA by the name of GUY CECIL.

Your hobbies include COOKING POISONOUS FOOD, FIGHTING IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, and DUTIES. There's no life if DUTIES aren't involved, after all.

You also go by the name of SCIFOMAN and type IN A VERY LOUD AND ARROGANT MANNER.

What will you do?

==> Go and beat down some Yuri ass.

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fontech:

the things that are in my flynn folder.

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SORRY TOO BUSY RUNNING A BRIGADE THAT DOESN'T REALLY SHIT TO BLOG.

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Strippers on duty?

D-did you want to apply or

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Can you fly?

IDIOT NO HUMAN BEING CAN ACTUALLY FLY. I DO HAVE A PERSONALIZED WEAPON IN MY UTILITY BELT THAT ALLOWS ME TO JUMP FROM ROOF TO ROOF THOUGH.

SPOILER I ACTUALLY TYPED "JUNK" INSTEAD OF "JUMP," IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |............”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII

I DON'T GET HIT BY THE KAWAII TRUCK, I DRIVE IT.

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u r as kawaii as a kawaii kitten made out of kawaii

I AM AS KAWAII AS THE KAWAII PRINCESS HERSELF.

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Pleased to meet you Sir Flynn. I'm Kohak Hearts. *smiles* I take it you're Princess Estelle's bodyguard of sorts?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF SOME SORRY EXCUSE OF A FRIEND OF MINES DIDN'T GO AROUND KIDNAPPING THE MOMENT I'M WITH HER.

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Whoa, y'all need to calm down!

AND YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW CLOTHES FUCKING WORK. LOOK AT YOU, TANNED SKINNED AND BARE-CHESTED. YOU'RE LIKE THE EPITOME OF A BLACK SIDESHOW BOB AS A STRIPPER.

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CAUSALLY MAKES A POST SO THAT MY STAY HERE ON TALES OF TUMBLR IS RENEWED.

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teargrants replied to your post: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU...

That was directed at your creator, Flynn. Mine didn’t think of putting “OOC” before it. Fish, on the other hand, says that she “desires to have some love times with her gansta.” No idea what that means, but I’m sure Chira understands.

... In that case, it wouldn't make sense to arrest you since you are your creator, and your creator is my creator, and that I am my creator.

I suppose the only logical solution would be to let Yuri vouch for you.

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I HEARBY PLACE YOU UNDER ARREST FOR STRECHING OUT THE DASHBOARD.

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teargrants:

I seem to appear to want to harm the man next to me and Flynn… I wonder why. I’ve never met the man with animal ears and I don’t think I have anything against Flynn.

IT ALL STARTED WHILE I WAS OUT WORKING ON MY DUTIES AND YURI, AS PER USUAL, POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED SOME RECKLESS SHIT. I TRIED CHASING HIM DOWN BUT ENDING UP BUMPING INTO THIS GUY: SOME SORT OF REPLICA WITH EMIL'S HAIRSTYLE, ALEXEI'S SKIN TONE, AND MALIK'S STUPID-ASS FASHION TREND. I TRIED APOLOGIZING BUT NOTICED HOW YURI WAS ALL GOOGLY-EYED AT HIS CAT EARS (APPARENTLY HE HAS A THING FOR SHIT LIKE THAT). I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HE WAS AN ACCOMPLICE OF YURI, SO WHILE PRECEDING TO ARREST YURI I DECIDED TO THROW THIS GUY BEHIND BARS AS WELL. I WENT OFF SPREADING RUMORS REPORTING TO MY SUPERIORS THAT PERHAPS THE TWO ENGAGED IN SOME.... ACTIVITIES.

TL;DR U MAD CUZ YURI FUCKED A CAT BOY.

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superlink:

A few days ago.

Omg it is genius.

By the way I just made a roundabout theory that if my magical power is Flynn’s favourite game then that means

I AM SCIFOMAN.

HOW ABOUT NO.

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NONOI DEMAND CHOCOLATE MILK

IF ANYONE IS TO GET ANY CHARITY FROM ME, THEY BETTER BE SOME SORT OF HOT STRIPPER.

OR HAVE RELATIONS WITH MY DUTIES.