Praise the Corpse Emperor! Being a straight white male isn't a crime despite me not being white! If you don't like jokes that aren't exactly politically correct or anything that might offend you if you go for social justice, might want to piss off. Credits to Bruva Alfabusa for making Kitten, GW for 40k, and whoever the fuck made the anime in the background.
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what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying
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New Works of Basil Hallward, part 2 of 2. (Here's Part 1).
This is the first Secret Knots story this year, I hope you like it!
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New Works of Basil Hallward (part 1 of 2).
Go to Part 2.
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Blast Take On Me. Seek power in the Take On Me. The rest, will follow.
The local necromancer is attacking the town with the dancing dead, now it is up to a street dancer, a ballet dancer, a valse dancer and a choreographer, all with deadly weapons, to save the town from the fancy and extraordinarily talented claws of the Dance Necromancer.
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By the Chaos Gods-
u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
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Holy crap I didn't know I needed this to help start off my 2020.
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Out of Touch
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Kiss myself, apparently.
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*googles name generators* *Googles how to forge weapons* *Googles different laws for different countries* *Googles how heavy a video game character is* *Googles how heavy oversized breasts would be* *Googles how to use babies as mindless cyborgs to help you with writing* *Googles Lore if you're writing a fanfic* *Googles how to make a gun* *Googles how to make DIY explosives* *Googles where the next random convention will be*
being a writer is like *googles synonym for bad* *googles synonym for happy* *googles synonym for tired* *googles synonym for walked* *googles synonym for
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Yes. Is there anything else you could possibly do when walking near the woods?
u ever walk by the woods and realize “oh there is for sure a witch in here”
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Those moments, when you think: "Oh look, two Fandoms are clashing again."
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boruto, shikadai, & mitsuki walking home from ghost hunting || for anon.
“This is only the first day, don’t be so impatient.”
“We’re on for tomorrow too, right?”
“You must be enjoying this a lot.”
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Can't bring myself to disagree....
So moving, so dramatic…….
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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