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" WOAH, WOULD'JA LOOK at that ? You guys are all so sweet, putting me on the nice list ! "

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Me out here genuinely contemplating: "Obviously the Megamind gang are villains in a meta-sense but have Megamind and Minion ever actually killed or even physically hurt someone? Outside of thinking they killed Metroman of course."

All this to say I'm a Mutual who put Minion on the nice list after thinking long and hard over it. lol

" HEHE...LOOKS LIKE the charges aren't gonna stick after all ! "

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one of these days i need to work on icons for the multi so i can throw my keiko at ppl

i love her my child

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Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

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Send my muse “What would you do if...” scenarios.

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is it a c r i m e to KILL if we're only sinking deeper and love can't stop the fever

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I DIDNT SEE I HAD NEW FOLLOWERS HELLO

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I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN !!

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@stolencrownsofplenty / “Are you okay?”

Send “Are you okay?” for my muse to have a mental breakdown in front of yours.

" YES -- I AM !! " He practically yelled, but his hands went to his mouth in shock and he quickly shook his head, waving his hands. " I-I'm sorry, I shouldn't have-- I'm alright. I just...

UGH...STARS ABOVE, I need a break... "

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@stolencrownsofplenty / 🙈

Send 🙈 for a thread where my muse is (temporarily?) blind.

" ACK -- SHIT !! " HE hissed as he bumped into the wall, carefully trying to navigate his way through the Lair -- of course, being suddenly robbed of one's sight is enough to make even the simplest movements and path nearly impossible, especially with how much shit Megamind would leave lying around sometimes. As annoying as it was, it had never been a hazard because Minion had been able to see it before. Now, though...well, he tripped over a wrench in the hallway. A wrench that should have been in the cabinet...not that he was able to tell what the hell it was, though.

INSTEAD, HE JUST saw nothingness. Not quite blackness, but it was just all...fuzzy. Blurry, things blending with each other that never typically blended together...it sucked. He couldn't even see what was what anymore.

LETTING OUT A defeated sigh, the fishape sat up ( at least, as far as he could tell, he was sitting up. In actuality, though, it looked more like he was half slumped against the wall, half trying to take a nap on the floor, ) and he called out.

" SIR ? MISS RITCHI ? Princess Solis ? Brainbots ? ...anyone ? "

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@championofdarkland // hc + 🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon / hc + 🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon / hc + 🎵 for a music-themed headcanon

Thematic Headcanons.

🌂 FOR A WEATHER-THEMED headcanon - minion tries to avoid going outside whenever it's raining because of his robo-suit, but since it's inevitable he'll have to go out sometimes, he has a gigantic poncho he likes to wear to protect the suit. it's transparent and has cute little fish on the right side.

🌄 FOR AN OUTDOOR-THEMED headcanon - minion likes to go swimming in lake michigan sometimes for fun. he can go into both salt and freshwater, so he'll just jump into the lake, leave the suit on the shore, and swim for a few hours whenever he gets a free moment. sometimes megamind comes with him -- it's good exercise after all !

🎵 FOR A MUSIC-THEMED headcanon - minion LOVES those " in the style of " covers online, especially turning pop or rap songs into metal covers

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@stolencrownsofplenty / "If you're gonna keep working, do you at least want some coffee?" ((this is coming from a lamb god who does not sleep at all and is probably making this fish's sleep habits worse))

for muses who don't understand the meaning of the phrase ' take a break ' … sentence starters

" IT'S PROBABLY FOR the better if I don't have any -- coffee makes me SLEEPY. No clue why, it just does. I appreciate the offer though, thank you. " He waved a dismissive hand, going back to his previous mopping. This fish has not slept in days, someone make him sleep-

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- Would you like me to fetch rotten tomatoes for you to throw at me?

- Not yet. Place a call to our interpid mayor.

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dipshit loser (affectionate)