scoliosislouisdulac
scoliosislouisdulac
the mousy girl screams violence violence
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scoliosislouisdulac · 4 hours ago
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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.
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scoliosislouisdulac · 4 hours ago
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scoliosislouisdulac · 23 hours ago
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Marty Hart x Reader imagines
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• he cheats on you
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scoliosislouisdulac · 2 days ago
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scoliosislouisdulac · 3 days ago
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girl unhinge ur jaw
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scoliosislouisdulac · 3 days ago
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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scoliosislouisdulac · 3 days ago
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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scoliosislouisdulac · 3 days ago
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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scoliosislouisdulac · 4 days ago
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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scoliosislouisdulac · 6 days ago
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scoliosislouisdulac · 6 days ago
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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scoliosislouisdulac · 6 days ago
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friend I haven't seen in years just finished med school and is officially a doctor 🧍‍♂️
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scoliosislouisdulac · 6 days ago
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guy who has seen 1 tv show: riverdale is the greatest show ever made
guy who has seen 100 tv shows: ugh that awful CW teen slop. so cringe
guy who has seen 1000 tv shows: riverdale is the greatest show ever made
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scoliosislouisdulac · 7 days ago
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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).
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scoliosislouisdulac · 7 days ago
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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scoliosislouisdulac · 7 days ago
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Dogy named Pieceof Shit
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scoliosislouisdulac · 7 days ago
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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