if anyone needs me i’ll be outside eating dirt.
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Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries
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you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit
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i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
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I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.
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can my 2019 start hugging you?
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red delicious apples are a waste of agricultural resources
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not to be a millennial but i don’t want to work hard
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I want to fill a hundred photo albums with memories of adventures with you
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Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
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Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the street why would you walk in front of a moving car
Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition
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