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Every kink basically boils down to "I can finally be free from the curse of the Mummy"

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Eraserhead baby labubu

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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

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my new podcast where i hit a weed pen and breathe/cough into the mic is coming out next week

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getting my hitbox surgically removed tomorrow

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there are lots of fantasy stories where everyone feels unbearably 18-25, and plenty where everyone feels serenely above 50, but morrowind sets itself apart by having everyone (even the ancient characters) feel vindictively 30-40 years old

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any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?

You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.

— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)

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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg

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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it

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Meritous acts have rewarded one with mundane boons for some time now...

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Devil on my shoulder: We have work in eight hours if we go to sleep right now we'll be reasonably rested in time to do labor

Angel on my shoulder: We need to see more of this canned fish reviewer guy's youtube channel. He's got something special going on.

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Anne Truitt, from a diary entry featured in Daybook: The Journal of an Artist

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at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

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if you close your eyes right before the ball hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.