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Idk if anyone's done this but its just fits so well I felt like I had to ajshjsjsjjs

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A love letter to Mass Effect's worlds. ❤️

I owe the vast majority of these to @swaps55! Thank you a million times for making these happen!

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

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Eris, Hades and his triple doggo UPD - added the funger-pointing art lmao

I suddenly realized that I like to draw them together UPD - added one more art of them. Hades wants the drink! UPD - added the Styx river art UPD - this one

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esp the people who did it alone 

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cool, thanks!

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How Lithuim is dangerous | source                          

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Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

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This is how seals nose prevents water entering its lungs | source                          

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Beautiful Blue Snake!

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this might be because I’m a family law lawyer and also an old crone who remembers when marriage equality wasn’t a thing (as in, marriage equality only became nation-wide two months before I went to law school), but I have Strong Feelings about the right to marry and all the legal benefits that come with it

like I’m all for living in sin until someone says they don’t want to get married because it’s ~too permanent~ and in the same breath start talking about having kids or buying a house with their significant other. then I turn into a 90-year-old passive-aggressive church grandma who keeps pointedly asking when the wedding is. “yes, a divorce is very sad and stressful, but so is BEING HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF MARITAL PROPERTY, CAROLINE!”

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Ah, I see. Thank you for your honesty. Please, take as much as you need. There will be enough for everyone.

A change of scenery. Simple, but marvelous.

A glimpse into your future, for you brave souls! (Divination is tricky business, tread carefully my dear!)

Knowledge from the universe, eh? Perhaps this will be of interest to you.

Rest for the weary, right this way. It's a personal favourite of mine.

A home-cooked meal you say? I like how you think! A labour of love worth savoring (and sharing with friends!)

For something to pass the time, try looking here, or if that doesn't hit the spot, here.

Seeking adventure to a far-off place? I know a way to get you there.

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I hope you found what you were looking for!