scorchiopath
scorchiopath
Neoqueerer than thou
178 posts
Hello friends! You can find me on neopets as frozen_fedora
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scorchiopath · 9 months ago
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mah there's a weird fuckin cat outside
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scorchiopath · 1 year ago
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RIP, Jimmy Buffett. I’ve had this neopet dedicated to you for awhile.
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scorchiopath · 2 years ago
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Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly
For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat
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scorchiopath · 2 years ago
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THEY MADE AN iDOG 😭😭😭
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scorchiopath · 2 years ago
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Bitch I'm back!!!
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scorchiopath · 2 years ago
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RIP, Jimmy Buffett. I’ve had this neopet dedicated to you for awhile.
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scorchiopath · 4 years ago
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Pokemon Palette Color Collection ~ Orange ~ (kitan club)
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scorchiopath · 4 years ago
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(kicks in door to the neotag) I HEARD THE NEWS CONGRATS EVERYONE  🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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Aisha listening to classical music
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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Leucistic birds, a small sampling
Leucism (loo-si-zem) is a condition of reduced pigmentation marked by overall pale color or patches of reduced coloring caused by a recessive genetic mutation which inhibits pigment from being deposited on the feathers, hair, or skin. Unlike albinism, leucism does not affect the pigment or the retina or iris so they have normal eye pigmentation (although due to recessive genes many leucistic animals also have pale eye color such as blue).
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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what if bears loafed like cats
bears don’t loaf, 
they croissant
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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"See you later, alligator"
2.5x3.5, acrylic on clay panel
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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Photos of Japanese Playground Equipment at Night by Kito Fujio
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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A new angle on an old favorite
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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scorchiopath · 5 years ago
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frog chair
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