Alad V has no friends. Icarus/Scott-29-GreyA-Panrom-Transdude(Him/His). Just let me smooch the cephalon dammit.
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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
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media you can't touch because you interacted with it during a really bad and dark time in your life and the entire media is coated in gross drippy bad-touch depression gunk vs media you can't touch because you interacted with it during a really good time in your life and trying to touch it zaps your brain with pangs of longing and grief for what you no longer have, fight
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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
and so on
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Tried to make a little sculpture of giardia to cast in resin but unfortunately a real giardia looks like a lazily shaped wad of clay anyway :(


And its too opaque to see that I also sculpted and cast two nuclei I put inside
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Youtube literally came into my house and insulted me unprovoked. 😐
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