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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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joining a fandom discord server is so funny bc you either come out with some of the bestest friends you’ve ever made in your life OR the experience of bearing witness to some of the most insane and specific drama you could imagine

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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i like sonadow

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this shot from the minecraft movie trailer is pissing me thefuck off. niel breen ass perspective

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Captain James Hook of the Jolly Roger.

You too are on the long list of vaguely narcissistic sea captains that sit in my heart.

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compilation of this type of post

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get funky!! yeaaaa!!

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I regret to inform you all that as of this commission I have officially "Made It."

Merry Christmas, Murrlogic

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i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny