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crisp glass of water moodboard

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“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me

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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.

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one thing about me? i will assign meaning

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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Barry season 4 makes me feel so sick and ill but once u reach the timeskip and get to see Hank’s cunty suits, it feels like a reward

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just keep scratching yourself until you die