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Krankenhausen!!!

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Hope, I don’t disappoint you…

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People become better pedestrians after they learn how to drive

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Eyebrows are fucking weird mate, we just grow hair on our foreheads and go along with it

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CPR is a low level necromancy spell

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You usually don’t know how poorly you swept until you start mopping.

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Recently learned that most people don’t actually know how to study, therefore, getting good grades in Academia is more about who knows how to study better, than who is actually smarter.

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Everyone in your life has a final moment with you

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Somewhere in the world there is someone who just threw their yoghurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the trash

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Scissors can help you to settle an argument by beating paper or by stabbing your adversary

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The smell of garbage is the “brown” of smells. When you mix a whole bunch of stuff together you get roughly the same color/smell

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If you stacked a bunch of chameleon on top of one another they’d probably get stuck in a feedback loop of constantly changing colors.

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Cremation is way less creamy than it sounds.

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We haven’t been visited by anyone from the future because humans don’t last long enough to invent it.

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The Flintstones were celebrating Christmas before the birth of Christ.

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Every day you set a new personal best for not dying

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If none of us had ears, we wouldn’t know that sound exists. There could be other “forces” in the world that we just aren’t capable of sensing.