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Chapter 185

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Team 8 smoking a joint !!! 🍃

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Thank you drawing for the 4k followers on Twitter/X.

I'll do it here too when the numbers start to go up. 🙂‍↕️

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crying so hard rn

(right hand photo is from 2021)

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today's art dump

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Naruto sketchframe~

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Okay so I actually hate this one, but I’m sharing it anyways because we all love Javey

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I tried to draw Tobirama's hand like twenty times in the last one and gave up because I had shawarma to eat

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Newsie: Jamal "Ace" Carter

(This Newsie's name and description were created with help from Chatgpt.)

Ace is a sharp and quick-witted Newsie who always thinks on his feet. He uses his charisma to draw people in whether selling papes or cracking jokes.

He dresses in a light pink shirt under a dark vest and a black cap. He's the epitome of a background Newsie, appearing in the far backgrounds of most scenes.

Though he's tough on the outside, he has a softer side that comes out when he's with those he trusts.

Deep down, Ace has a big dream, he may be just a Newsie for now, but he's determined to rise above his circumstances. As his dream is to be no longer a background Newsie, but to be front page story.

Here is Ace's full description from Chatgpt:

Ace Carter is a sharp and quick-witted young man, always thinking on his feet. He's got that kind of natural charisma that draws people in, whether he’s selling newspapers or cracking jokes. Ace is resourceful and street-smart, knowing how to navigate the gritty city streets and make a quick buck. He’s not afraid of hard work, but he’s also got a sense of humor and a lighthearted attitude that helps him keep things in perspective, even when life gets tough. Though he’s tough on the outside, there’s a softer side to Ace that comes out when he’s with those he trusts. He’s loyal to his friends, always having their backs when they need him. His confidence and charm sometimes get him into trouble, but he always manages to talk or hustle his way out. Deep down, Ace has big dreams—he may be just a newsie for now, but he’s determined to rise above his circumstances. He’s a survivor, and he’s got a heart of gold, even if he doesn’t always show it.

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Watching Naruto Shippuden

Naruto in OG Naruto: I'll write my own fate. Naruto in OG Naruto: There's no shortcut to becoming Hokage. *Plot twist* in Shippuden: Naruto's shadow clones can help learn what takes years to learn, in days. *Plot twist* in Shippuden: Naruto is the 4th Hokage Minato's son. *Plot twist* in Shippuden: Naruto's mother is from the Uzumaki clan which was so OP that 3 great nations had to gang up against their tiny island to wipe them out. *plot twist* in Shippuden: Naruto's fox is the strongest tailed beast which means he is the strongest Jinchuriki. *Plot twist* in Shippuden: Naruto is both the descendant and reincarnation of an OP quarter alien called Asura Otsutsuki. Me: What the hell Kishimoto!!!!

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The reason KakaGai works so well, is because Kakashi has a big dick, and Gai has a big mouth.

Its a match made in heaven.

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HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY NEWSIES!!!

🥳🎉🗞️🗞️🗞️

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Can we talk about out of all the animals in the ninja world Itachi could’ve picked to be his signature animal he chose crows. Which isn’t a bad thing by any means it’s actually cool as hell, it’s just crows.

They aren’t even like ninja crows, yokai or whatever the hell summons are in the franchise, they don’t talk or anything. They are just regular crows that seem to really love him. Which makes sense seeing how intelligent crows are in real like. It’s hilarious and badass at the same time.

Itachi Uchiha: The Crow Whisperer

He started young.

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he hated the picture and will be sending a better one to konoha himself

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay so I didn’t wait until the next time I saw fanart of this pairing. I was feeling inspired, and it’s totally @ando-meio-desligado‘s fault I’m thirsty for these two banging.

I apologise in advance to anyone reading this. I have no idea why these idiots are so hopeless when it comes to things outside their job - probably because their job is being an emotionless murder tool… 

Erm, rated teen? Alcohol is consumed, no one is really drunk, two awkward dorks kiss, the end.

Oh yeah, this is Iwashi x Raidou.

You can read it on AO3 too.

“Get off!”

Genma chuckled, allowing himself to be pushed away, and took a sip of his drink, eyes never leaving Raidou’s somewhat flushed face.

“Well?” he prompted. “Are you going to go over and say something, or do I have to do it for you?”

“Gen,” Raidou half pleaded, half warned.

“We’re on the same team, it’s hardly a big deal.”

“That’s precisely why it is a big deal!” Raidou argued, gaze darting across the room for a second and then hastily back again when he realised they were being watched by the man they were currently talking about.

“We’re all professionals here,” Genma hummed, his fingers sliding in a very suggestive way down the front of Raidou’s shirt. Raidou wished he would stop. He was giving everyone the wrong idea. “He won’t mind. I’m sure he’s noticed by now that you’re into guys. I bet he’d be flattered if you came onto him.”

Raidou snatched Genma’s hand away, holding it firmly in his grasp as he glowered at his friend. “Stop doing that. If anything, he will think we’re together.”

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So is no one gonna talk about how Genma and the rest of the jonin squad disappeared? Are they in retirement? Living their lives to the fullest and going to therapy? Hello I need answers!!!!

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