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karamo is coming at us from the 24th century

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Reminder to all of my followers in Australia! If you don’t want your entire medical record stored insecurely and readily available to every medical professional and cop WITHOUT ANY JUSTIFICATION OR NOTIFICATION or just don’t like the idea of being easily put on a list of people seeking medical care related to being LGBT, disabled, or mentally ill then you need to opt out of My Health Record before 15/10/2018 or you never get the option again.

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did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

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finally a good fucking ad

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today’s food plan:

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kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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before talkin shit on straight men maybe try talking to some for a period of more than five minutes at a time cause all y’all treat straight men on this website like incels treat women

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Metal is the best genre and this is why