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if you took out the blue border and showed me this image i would never in my life be able to tell you it's from a scott the woz video

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special interest of a white guy who talks about video games on the internet, call that scott the woztism

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scott the wuh. huh wuh

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shoutout to me, honestly; learned kay swiss's name is a reference to a shoe brand a whole 1 minute ago

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had a dream i, me specifically, was acting in the latest episode of scott the woz. it took place/was being filmed in a weird whitewashed-walls underground complex. i believe the plot of the episode (i wasn’t privy to any scripts, unlike the rest of the guys, but was given the general gist of events, & nobody ever told me i was going against the flow/plot or anything) was a little bit it’s awesome baby-esque, in that everyone was already part of/trying to be initiated into a strange society that had them all acting just somewhat off. the cast was definitely at least scott, jeb, terry, rex, & target employee- pretty basic, i suppose -and the main set i was there for was basically just a living room with couches/seats & a coffee table, but all white materials. i wasn’t there in every scene so i remember soon after it got uploaded, before i had actually watched the episode, i got 2 asks in my inbox, and i was like well they’ve got to be about seeing me in the episode and how weird that is. but instead it was two different people sending me the exact same quote from the episode, like it was some really funny line i would know about, except that i didn’t know about it at all and had just been spoiled on a part of the episode i hadn’t seen yet.

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that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

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the problem with stwfeau is that i can say it’s the one of my stories that i refuse to write out in physical media because of how many linebreaks it is. it’d be a waste of space in my notebooks

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Guy who gushes about his boyfriend for an hour and he shows you a picture of him and it's a wiiu gamepad

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[image description: screenshot of an extremely blurry black-and-white polaroid photo of something in darkness, with scott the woz in the corner. from the ui of the game little inferno]

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everybody remembers larry tesler from the internet and you. he’s one of the characters from that classic video with characters. but despite his hunble appearances, there’s a lot more than meets the eye about this computer guy. in this deep dive, we’re getting to the bottom of the most pressing question in feature-length high school productions about the internet: why does larry tesler go around always telling people his name?

he’s trans

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it’s got to be something, being friends with scott wozniak and knowing at practically any time he could call you up & be like “hey man i need to record you & a couple others for like 15 seconds and you need to be wearing a shirt with the target logo on it.” and then saying yes

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“yeah i’d say my favorite scott the woz character is probably the employee.”

“oh cool which one?”

“oh, yknow, the employee?”

“uh, yeah, which one??”

“i mean”

“the employee”

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going to start making some absolutely ridiculous posts around here. stw lord of the flies au where sam & eric are replaced by jeb & rex, respectively

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if i had a nickel for every stw au i invented that was in some way tied to a book most people read for high school english i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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scott is simon, jerry is piggy, terry is ralph, and both (all three?) employees are jack. fuck it all.

going to start making some absolutely ridiculous posts around here. stw lord of the flies au where sam & eric are replaced by jeb & rex, respectively

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going to start making some absolutely ridiculous posts around here. stw lord of the flies au where sam & eric are replaced by jeb & rex, respectively

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had a dream last night scott uploaded the halloween special (yes, i know). and it was a zombie apocalypse story also featuring commentary on a completely random old (ds-era) beat-em-up slash rpg. pretty expected cast of scott, jerry, jeb, rex, and kay. the two real things of note were:

kay swiss’ husband got revealed. his name was something like kat swiss and he might have very well been played by the same guy as kay

scott himself (the real guy) shared that he was like armenian in a behind the scenes/making of video