priest: you may now kiss the bride
the twitch chatters at my wedding livestream:
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me and the mystery dungeon crew putting on our clown makeup in preparation for the direct:
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this is my favorite comment on a marching band video
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“i only got 4 kills because i was too busy fucking your mom” - thing i just heard on halo reach voice chat in 2019
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me joining a discord server- “hello!”
guy named floyd- “hi! would you like a colour role?”
me- “what does that mean?”
floyd- “it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example”
me- “cool ok! so what colors can i have then?”
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ever since i saw this tiktok my life has not known peace
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how do you guys feel about my lock screen
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Hello Reed?
Reed broke.
Understandable have a nice day.
describe your instrument in four words or less
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due to personal reasons you will be passing away
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