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25 | Female | Aerodyne-fr is my FR sideblog. Arkbird is my art sideblog.
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scp-60053 · 7 days ago
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She is here to judge you.
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scp-60053 · 7 days ago
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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.
to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch
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scp-60053 · 7 days ago
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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.
This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.
If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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the fact that i’ve had mutuals on here for over like five and ten and even more years is actually wild like seeing each other grow up and change and start to heal and still be alive like. man look how far we’ve come. we did it guys
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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scp-60053 · 18 days ago
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I couldn't find the original of this. But they are in my heart.
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scp-60053 · 19 days ago
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scp-60053 · 19 days ago
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Sukhoi Su-35, Russian Air Force
Source: Vladislav Perminov
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scp-60053 · 19 days ago
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Florida weatherman tells viewers he won’t be able to accurately predict hurricanes due to Trump cuts.
At the start of the hurricane season, one meteorologist in South Florida is warning that they will not be able to accurately predict and track storms due to federal cuts by the Donald Trump administration.
John Morales, a meteorologist at NBC 6 South Florida, interrupted a recent live broadcast to issue the dire warning to his viewers in the hurricane-prone state.
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