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I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE TO MAKE MORE TRANSFEMDRAKI PLEASE

Please stop sacrificing yourself to my fics this is the second time it's happened. What am I supposed to do with all these human sacrifices? They take up the place!

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BUTCHDYKEKONDRAKI FUCKING WAKE UP ABSOLUTION MANNDRAKI TRANSFEMININE KONDRAKI FANFICTION JUST DROPPED

WHAT HU.H. OH MY GOD? I NEVER FUCKING LOSE

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Sometimes I think that the GOC documents the history of their agents, not like their life but some of the stuff that happens when they're on the job. Especially after Cornwall, it was likely that the GOC had a memorial case for the agents that died or "died".

It makes me wonder if the GOC took pictures of them before their implants, or if the implants are optional, or if they have cameras to circumvent it.

For this idea I don't think the GOC can at all, but they work around if by catching the agents in casual moments. Ones where their backs are turned but their heads face one another, the curvature of their faces clear against the screen, just enough for their peripheral to not activate at the sight of the lens.

Pictures of Agents resuscitating someone, sharing cigarettes outside the old HQ, it looks just as timeless in person as it does in the photo. Pictures of them in training, in their barracks. Almost like a yearbook I suppose?

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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time

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scrancis stimboard .:3

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part one of our valentines ship stimboard event

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Greencis stimboard with themes of painting and drinks

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part of our valentines stimboard event

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You sent me on a massive rabbit hole of words and definitions /posi

But now I need to write a story that gives a word to the feeling.

Hold tight.

will ask in slightly more curated circles if this isn’t fruitful but is there like a hearthome adjacent word for when something is not exactly a location but like… weather conditions? or is that covered lol

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Im not really sure how to put it here but whatever.

Tumblr has one clear rule that you need to learn to live by:

If you're fucking annoying you're going to get blocked.

I'm blocked by people, and so are you.

As for you specifically, you made several racially charged commentaries about POC staff, you continuously trolled comments and posts, and just overall behaved terribly towards multiple users on the site.

You ARE going to get blocked for that.

Cowards? No. We just don't want you in our space if you behave this way.

I specifically blocked you BECAUSE you were a troll, and would ceaselessly annoy others while trying to bait issues. Am I falling for the bait by saying this? Sure, but at the same time you at least deserve an explanation if you are this clueless.

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Fighting an urge to learn how to make stardew valley mods just to make a friendable/dateable mr qi mod

Except all hearts are locked behind wild, long, complex quests that you must do or else the heart will be unavailable/not obtainable normally (like how you can't get hearts 9 and 10 with marriage candidates you don't date, except in this case for every single heart)

And this whole thing would be basically testing the patience of whoever downloaded it

Like yeah maybe in 6 years you will be able to get all hearts, good luck :D

I just feel like this is the only way that a dateable mr qi mod could possibly work that would keep his personality and beliefs

Like you can't look me in the eyes and tell me that this specific man would let you get close to him by throwing a random gift at him twice a week, nope

I even have some ideas for the quests...

....Should I learn how to code stardew mods just for this...? Sounds silly but I feel like it would be so much fun to play with

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SCP-2410-X drawing dump ^_^

The Telekinetic Anime Duo (Ani belongs to @aronaax)

now here's X eating a baby. @scp-stuff-is-pog's fault.

okay bye

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Franbird stimboard

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part two of our valentines stimboard event!

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It's for a fic.

What is a REALLY bad video game take that Clef would have, specifically one that would get him going for HOURS

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What is a REALLY bad video game take that Clef would have, specifically one that would get him going for HOURS

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SCP FANDOM NEVER STOP MAKING OC X CANON GO KISS THEM ANOMALIES SLASH PERSONNEL GIRL 💜

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I'm going to confess something to you guys.

I think about Meri and Iris being a couple and Clef hating it way more than you think.

Clef:

Hates Type Greens.

Is a Type Green

Has been emotionally destroyed from being contained, potentially mistreated by The Foundation.

Works his ass off to keep his daughter safe and comfortable in the foundation the best he can, even if he can't be near her.

Had to watch iris, a Type Green, go through tremendous amounts of mistreatment as well.

(So Leave Yourself Alone)

Probably tries so hard to prevent anyone in The Foundation from ending up like him, is not great at that.

(Wait this is giving me some ideas to touch down on with Edison and Clef... later...)

Meri:

Grew up disconnected from who her family was, raised religiously, still struggles internally with wanting to find out who they are.

Church probably walked on eggshells over who her father was.

Definitely can see her getting frustrated from "Well. your father is The Lord. We are all gods children and he is The One True Father" her whole life. Definitely has a bit of a temper as a result. (It's not mood swings. She just gets irritated by things like that and literally nobody respects that she doesn't like it, so she's just constantly at her limit for that kind of stuff.)

Ends up in The Foundation, feels even more isolated because the people that DID raise her are now gone.

Magically starts getting the stuff she requests.

Horrified by her father's actions after getting the note.

Probably had to internalize but does that passive aggressive, "Well. you can still ask for forgiveness in the eyes of The Lord" to him if she does talk to him. (Side note: Clef growing up with religion shoved down his throat- hearing it from his own daughter probably hurts him too)

Probably finds herself getting closer to Iris at some point or another.

Gets irritated that her dad decides to start wedging himself into her life after spending so long away. ESPECIALLY if he decides that he can just do one or two things and then decide he earned his keep being her dad. No! That's not how it works.

This pressure definitely would get to her.

This probably pisses of Light too.

Iris:

Gets thrown around as a Foundation punching bag for her abilities

The shit with Able

Constantly breaking down, probably feels burdened by her anomaly because of what pain it has brought her, yet remains close to it because it has helped her.

Asshole Hawaiian Shirt Gremlin Wont Leave Her Be (she doesn't know he's looking after her because he's terrible at expressing that.)

Girl gets a fucking break for once in her life to get a partner and immediately the Asshole Hawaiian Shirt Gremlin wedges into it.

Tries SO HARD not to let Clef influence her personality- ends up becoming just like him in a small little fucked up way. (Not exactly, just a bit.)

Clef seems like the guy who overall cares about both of them, yet at the same time is emotionally shit at expressing this.

He would definitely be stressed that he is watching a Type Green date his daughter, but it's also been 30 years past the Ichabod Campaign or maybe more, and I am heavily subscribed to Author Clef's idea that Alto is the kind of man who has grown past what he suffered from and knew way back then.

He can see past the fact that it's not just any type green, its IRIS. But at that point, if he's projecting his own problems, then wouldn't he then question if he is worthy of being loved?

But he would shut that thought down. He would definitely cram it away where nobody else can see. At the same time the problem still arises:

Someone that he holds close because of his own shortcomings is dating his daughter.

His daughter is dating someone that could potentially be good for her.

But his daughter is also dating someone who fits the same demographic that he was raised to believe would be abusive.

He would probably be forced to handle the fact that they are in fact happy, yet still handling his anxiety and fear that it will go wrong.

Even if he doesn't explicitly say it, he might police them- or try. I think it would be fitting actually if Light stepped in for this, even if she doesn't do well with handling Meri or Iris directly, she can still step in to handle an annoying Clef.

I can also see him more likely to get into a verbal argument with Light over this (not Meri) and eventually having to handle his stuff VIA Glass.

I do think Meri and Iris are happy together, but having Clef does create a tension that can't be cut, especially considering how he probably knows Iris better than he knows Meri...

Which would make it way more awkward.

Their attempts to try to shove Clef away for some air or privacy would seem suspicious, but in all reality he's just trying too hard.

It could be entirely possible that it's tense for a very long time, Clef could even attempt to threaten Iris, considering how he is the kind of guy to let people get close but still pull the trigger if The Foundation ordered- but it would fall flat.

The Foundation doesn't WANT Iris dead. He doesn't either. He just wants them both to be safe- and doesn't realize that when together they ARE SAFE.

He could easily grow to let it happen with time, and as the years pass, that little knot in his chest of disapproval shrinks. The more it goes away the more he backs off, and the closer Meri and Iris have at being together. And the more his disapproval shrinks.

I like the idea that Meri does have to handle some of her own sexuality crisis during all of this too. (I am subscribed to the idea she is Ace, but romantically attracted to women)

She is definitely mad at Clef, but maybe she is offered the idea of letting him get close- She already knows he has no regrets for what he's done. He's accepted that he won't be going to heaven for his actions in her eyes.

At the same time- maybe she isn't raised as the aggressive gay-hating christian that needs to make everyone convert. Maybe she was raised by chill Christians.

I guess it just depends on one's headcanon though.

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I know I say "the bad ending is the main one" but I need to get something straight.

There is no bad ending when Micah and Cash meet. Once that ball is rolling they are sealed.

The only ending Cash becomes factotum is likely one where him and Six haven't met.

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Sometimes I think about the user that wrote a Clef fic that took place in London and used American currency.

"Five Whole US Dollars"