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I wonder if anyone has tried keeping count of how many containment breaches we’ve had so far this year?

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If one more anon somehow gets their grubby hands on 113 to forcefem/masc some poor, unsuspecting person, I WILL fall into despair and become a witch.

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No need, someone returned it already.

Yeah, they touched it without gloves, but I’m sure they’ll be fine.

*takes the red jasper stone and throws it at your face*

-[He immediately catches it in his gloved hand.]-

You would think that trying the same method twice would work, no? Well, that is not the case.

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*slides the scp 113 at your feet*

fuck i threw that with my bare hand

I'm sure you'll be fine, as long as you don't die from shock.

As for this, I'll make sure to put it back where it belongs.

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*hands you the info manuals for one sin and training dummy rabbit*

Thanks, I'll pass this on to whoever's in charge on studying them right now.

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It would be nice if whatever person or anon who has it could find a way to return it. To the SCPF. Preferably without transforming anyone.

*takes the red jasper stone and throws it at your face*

-[He immediately catches it in his gloved hand.]-

You would think that trying the same method twice would work, no? Well, that is not the case.

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HAS

HAS NO ONE CONFISCATED THAT THING YET???

SCP 113 IS NOT A TOY.

*takes the red jasper stone and throws it at your face*

-[He immediately catches it in his gloved hand.]-

You would think that trying the same method twice would work, no? Well, that is not the case.

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Had some agents come in and take those “Abnormalities” from my office. Most likely they’ll be locked up and studied.

Told them what I knew, so hopefully that’ll mean something when the higher ups consider promoting me.

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Some information since you probably have to deal with the cats now.

I'm from the City. And those biomechanical bastards are EVERYWHERE. Every mirror world, they pop up and stare at you like you're a museum exhibit. They're good at hiding, but i'm not stupid. I can feel them watching me behind my back no matter where i go.

I haven't seen them do *physical* harm, they run off whenever they smell any kind of confrontation. They might be someone's way of learning shit they're not supposed to know or one of them abnormalities, i can't say for sure. But they've been out here driving me mad for a while.

Sometimes they try to bring me bags with random food. As if that makes up for what they're doing.

If those things think they can just walk around the foundation as if they own the place, they’ve thought wrong.

We have high security, so eventually they’ll get caught and locked up.

Either way, I’ll make sure to inform some of the higher ups about these cat things.

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Those damn metal cats are crossing over into different universes now?

I guess so..? Not the weirdest thing I've seen, I guess. But still weird.

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Hello! We Have Not Had An Opportunity To Directly Engage With Your World, But I Find It Curious So Far. I Will Observe You From "Project Moon" For Now.

If We May.. What Is The Most Interesting SCP, According To You?

I guess I've always found SCP-963-A and -B interesting. the amulets, not the people. Although Jackie is a.. rather interesting person, I suppose. His brother, Shaw, is a pretty basic guy though.

But I've always found it interesting that, even though they (supposedly) come from the same stone, the amulets have different properties. -A simply regenerates the wearer of any and all fatal wounds until removed, while -B allows Shaw to take over the body of the wearer.

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You notice a heavily augmented cat in the distance, its glowing eyes fixed on you. It appears to be watching you.

It quickly absconds the moment it realizes it's been spotted.

Did Josie find her other half..? and grow a bit..? or is this another one of those "abnormalities"?

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That's Queen of Hatred, a bitch of an Abno who's obsessed with bringing justice and defeating villains, goes absolutely fucking schizo when not enough people die due to her believing that she has no purpose if there are no villains to fight

Oh just great. So she’s an “abnormality”, not an actual Magical Girl.

Makes sense why she doesn’t act like any of the long-term Puella’s I knew in the past. Most of them aren’t as cheerful. The ones who are don’t make it very long.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

One sin did nothing, its probably just mad about Whitenight. Why do you want to destroy it anyways? You one of those fowl villians?

( ｡ •̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ )

It’ll either be destroyed, or locked up and studied. Which sounds better to you? Hm?

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One sin did nothing, its probably just mad about Whitenight. Why do you want to destroy it anyways? You one of those fowl villians?

( ｡ •̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ )

It’ll either be destroyed, or locked up and studied. Which sounds better to you? Hm?

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*hands you a training dummy rabbit* (the abno) These are abnos one sin and this rabbit are really the only fully safe ones, Also killing these will have them just revive later

Ggreat! Thanks! Just what I need! More of these things! (/sar)

And this.. “one sin” seems rather pissed off. Are you sure there’s no way of permanently disposing of it..?

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Disappointing, yet expected to be honest. From what I’ve seen, your world looks like it’s in shambles. What’s keeping it together, tape and some prayers?

Now just. I don’t know, imagine I’m nodding and pretending to understand whatever will come out of your mouth (?) next. I have to deal with these. Things. In my office.

idfk. read up on scp-113 or smth. im not a scientist.

SCP-113??? Is that the thing you threw at me??

Oh god, it's getting worse....