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last night in my dream two children announced that they were going to "smoke undertale" and then assembled this in my living room

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again
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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him
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toast is a kind of object that you put in your mouth while running
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even as a knight you're always drunk and sad
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can鈥檛 stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki
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"i mainly listen to pop-punk and emo and alt rock" yay! yippee :)
"i listen to everything but rap" no!!! first of all this information is so much less useful than just hearing what you do like. second of all, no the hell you do not listen to Catholic psychedelic synth folk. you're just singling out a distinctly black genre for Some Mysterious Reason
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you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication
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Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao
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Just heard the guys at God Awful Movies talk about how quaint it was that Fight Club was about, quote, "having an unfulfilling job".
And in the novel his job is a recall coordinator, i.e. if a car at his company is involved in a deadly accident the narrator's job is to determine if it's worth the cost of a recall or if it would be cheaper to instead pay out a few settlements to people killed or injured by the flaw in the car.
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A bronze ... ummm .... uhh hem hem cough excuse me ... uhhhh... ceremonial object uncovered in the tomb of Prince Liu Sheng, China, 2nd century BC
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In your average city builder, you play as an almighty God Mayor who does not have to listen or interact at all with his citizens, he has complete power of life and death over them and can shape the city at will. Except for Traffic, the most powerful force in the universe and the only thing that actually matters to simulate in a city simulator. Everything else is just a backdrop for Traffic.
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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours
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