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I’m Back

With a vengeance. https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1214691463050625029?s=20

Patch, there are plenty of people who purchase firearms for the exact same reason you and your wife did. 99% of those people wouldn’t do what you’re doing right now. Critics and fans of yours would agree that this is egregious. If I were you, I’d say “Maybe you need a bullet to pop that swollen ego”, but I won’t because I know how to and not to use a gun.

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tfw patch writes a huge twitter thread about u and one of their points is 'i have addictions because i have a disability'. comin from a former self-medicator who used alcohol to cope with illness, that's a shitty thing to say, and really obviously meant to imply you're being ableist. having a sympathetic reason for choosing to become addicted to something doesn't change that self-medicating with addictive, harmful shit is (in most cases) a choice.

Patch always makes these excuses and doesn’t seem to realize that addictions and disabilities aren’t an excuse to be a complete asshole. If you get high and start screaming at people, they’re not going to take your excuse of “Oh I was high.” If you can’t stop getting high, stop using your phone when you’re high.

Here’s the dirty secret: Pot and Alcohol don’t turn you into an asshole. You were already an asshole, and Pot and Alcohol remove your inhibitions. This is why you have both angry drunks and silly drunks. That’s who those people actually are when their inhibitions are taken away.

This is what Patch does. Behave like a complete fucking prick to anyone and everyone and then throw a big pity party for themselves. I read the thread when it showed up and the sheer amount of crap Patch blames me for is nothing short of hilarious. Apparently it’s my fault that people keep unpledging when their asshole behavior has a light shone on it and their response is to just double down, or when they keep producing content that people aren’t enjoying. I mean without seeing the Exit Surveys we can’t know for sure.

In regards to this, not only are they saying things that are blatantly not true or trying to pass off “more people cancel pledges over time” as dishonesty, there’s this little gem

Patch, since I know you’re obviously reading this: I did keep your name out of my mouth UNTIL you decided to throw another fucking pity party and accuse me of “manipulating your financial situation” because the reality of “I undercharged for some doodles of Suzu and now I regret it” wasn’t enough apparently.

Here’s the thing, this is the big sticking point here. Patch thinks I exploited them financially for cheap art. But here’s the reality:

I was constantly giving Patch money whenever they needed it with no strings attached. Literally the first time we spoke, Patch was dealing with theft from their mother resulting in an overdraft in their bank account. I gave them the money to cover it and not get saddled with fees. I constantly provided money to Patch for free whenever they were having a problem I could sort out. When Patch lost their disability I raised $10,000 dollars for them. Hell, when I cut ties with Patch the very last thing I did was send them $100 because I was looking back at my transactions and realized I underpaid for some of what Patch drew for me.

This is the part that really offends me. That I’m accused of exploiting someone’s financial situation while that someone had fleeced upwards of $2,000 from me over the year and a half we knew each other.

And the sad irony of the whole thing is that before this disgusting level of bullshit came spewing out of Patch’s maw… if they had contacted me and said they felt undercharged for the artwork they actually did… I would have still paid the difference they felt they were owed because I’m fucking weird like that. I’ve done it in the past. I’ve had artists come back after doing work for me and saying “Hey, I think the work I did was worth more than what you paid me” and I agreed to pay the difference.

When I had that thing up of “doodle the cute gay wives and I’ll throw you $15″ I had it in bold print saying “Don’t spend more than 30 minutes on this, because it’s only $15″ because I absolutely hate the idea of underpaying someone. I go out of my way to make sure I’m not shortchanging someone. When I got to set my own price for the V3 Puppet, I did it at a 600% markup of the last one.

The idea that Patch thinks I exploited them is so disgusting and divorced from reality. And coupling that with the fact that Patch likes to talk positively about me in livestreams, but lie about me in private where they think I won’t find out, it’s evident that Patch really doesn’t want the fact that they keep lying about me and pissing and moaning about me to reach anybody’s ears.

Patch says “nothing is ever black and white” in private, and then gloats about how vindicated they felt about my breakup and the fact that my Patreon lost over $500 when they fucked off and that the latter half of 2018 was a carpet-bombing of traumatic experiences.

Patch is more upset that someone told me they were gloating about my breakup than they are about the fact that doing such a thing, even in private, is so fucking sadistic that people were giving them shit for it even BEFORE I was comfortable talking about Lizzy’s abuse.

In fact considering that Patch will be “respectful” in public and then gloat about the terrible things that happen to me in private, I’m intimately curious what the “private conversation” version of this was

Hey Patch, maybe if you want everything to be over, you should

Stop lying about me behind my back

Stop taking a perverse glee whenever something horrible happens to me

Stop refusing to take responsibility for your own fucking behavior

Stop cozying up to people who go out of their way to broadcast any information about me they can

Stop laser-focusing on the fact that the gross shit you say about me gets out, rather than the fact that you keep saying gross shit about me

Stop erasing the fact that I freely gave/raised upwards of $12,000 for you out of nothing more than basic, bare-minimum compassion

Stop. Having. These. Fucking. Pity. Parties. All. The. Fucking. Time. If you’re tired of this wildfire continuing to burn, STOP RELIGHTING IT!

This is why our friendship imploded. Because you couldn’t stop doing this shit. You were always starting fights with everyone and then whining to the rest of us when the fights you started didn’t go your way and then ignoring us when we all said “STOP GETTING INTO FIGHTS WITH EVERYONE!”

This is the root of the problem. Patch’s real complaint about me is that I bite back. That I don’t just sit there and let them tell more and more lies about me whenever that compulsive need to mope and sulk and feel sorry for themselves shows up. That’s what this Twitter thread is. It’s another public pity party.

Stop starting a fight. Because I will finish it every time. If you really do want to just draw cute girls, pay your bills and feed your cats, then do that and stop chatting shit.

Just shut the fuck up for once.

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Well, I’ve done what I’ve set out to do. I might either be back or pass the torch to someone else. Who knows? Remember, folks, in life, there will always be scrutiny. Expect it. Don’t cry about it. 

Sincerely,

A Fellow Jackass

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Everything has a Cost

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1206008454252396549?s=20

Dear @patchworkheart

Didn’t you once say something about you owning a small business? Do you see the irony here? Do you secretly want to become a corporate shill?

Best,

Basic economics

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Facts

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1202714857021173760?s=20

Good. Facts don’t care about your feelings, jackass. And about this...

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1202714406523559936?s=20

The reason why people go after you is because of your “holier than thou” attitude, @patchworkheart. No one cares about your neurological disorders, your physical inabilities, your brain damage or your wheelchair. You know how I know? You’re actually well put-together for someone with your ailments.

No one cares about whether you think people are cowards for calling you out on shit off their main accounts. IMO, you’re not worth a main. Just look at any of my other posts calling you out. You think people want to have that crap on their main accounts?

And to reiterate...

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1202707459187429376?s=20

People aren’t shocked that you support the robbing of the wealthy. People are shocked that you’re as giddy as a kid at Christmas about a fellow human being getting victimized and traumatized in a criminal offense. Felix being affluent doesn’t forego his being a person, you half-baked, quarter-assed, IDPol transtrending victim-complex chum sack.

You need to step back and ask yourselves some hard questions before taking up the fights you pick, Patch. Please. You could do so much good if your head wasn’t lodged three feet deep into your ass.

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We got a badass up in here!

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1205327302478794752?s=20

Isn’t the Tweet in the link above the exact same thing you chew out Dr. Wolf on YT for? Pot, meet kettle. @patchworkheart

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1203765881513205760?s=20

I hope this was a moment for you, because it doesn’t look like you’re willing to take a stand outside of Tumblr and Twitter.

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Get Off Your High Horse

https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1205604004048195584?s=20

No one is shocked that you support the robbing of the wealthy, Shiloh @patchworkheart. Plenty of us in poverty with you can empathize with the feelings driving this statement. What shocks people is that you don’t see the wealthy as fellow humans because of their affluence. Fuck off.

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The Importance of Labels from the Moral Authority Themselves

@patchworkheart: I’m not a woman. https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1205911736059973632?s=20

Also @patchworkheart: *Presents as cis femme*   https://twitter.com/patchie_the_cat/status/1206106561241681920?s=20

Granted, they might also be trying to cosplay as a post-lobotomy Amy Schumer, so I really shouldn’t be so harsh. Love how Patch fights the scum of the earth, hate how they pretend to do no wrong.