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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.

This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.

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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

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I will never understand why people leave half finished drinks all over the fucking store. if you paid for it, you're wasting money. and if you didn't pay for it, you're still wasting drink! come on. this is america. I thought we were big drink country. and you're going to leave behind your redbull? that's not even a big drink. that's a relatively small drink. what's wrong with you

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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This is genuinely my favorite tweet ever btw

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN