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Mettaton: Our next question; you can have sex with one real person from all of monster history; who is your ultimate lay?

Asgore: Id like to have sex one more time with my ex wife. Our relationship fell apart after our children died, but my body still yearns for her. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is that things may collapse and leave you wanting.

Sans: I also choose that guys ex wife

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i fell from the mine...

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i don't like how toby is always so subtle about trans rep. like it'd do a lot of good for everyone if he came out and said kris is nonbinary.

but also if i got so popular that any random thing i say can instantly spark a huge controversy i'd be so so scared too. like he never expected or even wanted this fame

but also also if you have a special power don't you think it's your responsibility to do the right thing?

but also also also when you're thrust into such a position without your input i can't blame you for not making all the right decisions. he's just a random guy

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weird kids best friends

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assuming "raise up your bat" was written by dess, i want susie singing the song (with original lyrics) to herself somewhere noelle can hear and noelle trying to figure out how susie knows that song

imagine if she starts singing Ralsei's version. Noelle like where did you hear... a kidz bop version of my sister's song.......

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holding them so gently

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hated this guy, fuck this little shithead fucker

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I could NEVER be one of those ppl complaining about the classic undertale characters being “irrelevant” in deltarune. I find the way deltarune highlights each of their flaws through their much more mundane lives so fascinating

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you have to think about sisters kissing and sisters making out sloppy style i promise it’s really cool

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why do monogamous people think it's appropriate to constantly at every moment bring up how they could never ever do polyamory? why do you think i give a shit or want to hear about it? and why on earth do you think it's appropriate to talk about how magical and spiritual and special monogamy is (in contrast to polyamory). why do you think i give a shit

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Its okay

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glaceir

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Recreations of a Deltarune dream I had.

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now that deltarune chapters 3-4 are nearly out, I've been rereading the original novels. they're surprisingly close to the games, here's Noelle from book 2

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genuine question about the krissociation theory: what do you make of the goner maker sequence (intro of chapter 1)?

it's some shit we don't have enough information to understand yet so i'm just waiting on it

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20 days since Deltarune, how we all feelin

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aw wow susie, that’s you!

this sure does mean a lot to you, huh?

oh, this really means a lot to you, doesn’t it

man, it would really be a shame if,

if that prophecy wasn’t 100% confirmed to be talking about you,

if there was something that might indicate you might not be the hero of legend,

something like using completely different equipment?

if there was something that implied the story had been changed,

that you were maybe supposed to be a different character…

ah, well. i wouldn’t worry about it, susie. keep putting that stock into that prophecy! you’re definitely the hero of legend, you can definitely base your newly found self worth around the idea of that. i’m sure nothing will come up that shatters this illusion.

but, hey, even if you aren’t the hero,

i’m sure you’ll end up all right.