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Just to clarify, I am not Superman. I'm playing Superman in the movie and I'm very lucky to be getting to do that, but I'm David.

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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every few months in some way shape or form im reminded that they excluded madge from thg movies, and it boils my blood SO fucking bad because not only was she so important to the backstory behind the mockingjay pin and why it became the symbol for the rebellion, but she impacted katniss through the whole trilogy, even when shes died shes still an important factor in why katniss’s story is the way it is, and why katniss is the way she is. moral of the story is i know the director is regretting not having her in the movies, especially because of all the lore we learn about her family in sotr and madge undersea will always remembered by me.

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me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

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reblog and put in the tags the earliest songs you remember actively liking as a child (asking adults to play them for you, learning the lyrics, being excited when they came on the radio etc.)