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Official ranking of Antonio Salieris

The Original Salieri. Addicted to sugar, once destroyed a piano by jumping right into it because it was old and the owner of the theater refused to replace it. Lives in Vienna but remains forever confused by the german language.. Cheers on Mozart when he plays his operas. Relatable as hell : 9/10

Amadeus Salieri. Takes jealousy to a whole new level. . Will kill you if you stand in his way. Thinks Mozart is a genius but would literally rather kill himself ( or Mozart) than admit it. King of mediocrity™, a true inspiration : 8/10

Mozart L’opéra rock Salieri. Angst™. Jealous in a “ I say I hate you but I actually hate myself” kind of way. Has a homoerotic breakdown the first time he hears Mozart’s music. Goes from “Mozart is an idiot” to “What did you just say about my boy ?!?””. Act tough but is secretly a soft boy, the Emo™ Salieri we all deserve: 10/10

Fate Grand Order Saleri. Only slighly insane. Has to endure the rumors that he killed Mozart when he is actually pretty much in love with him. As a result he is Angry™. Dramatic is his middle name, he actually owns a stick weapon that is so long it goes ouside of the frame : 6.5/10

Rhythm Star Salieri. “If you want to be a famous musician, go to Salieri” is a quote figuring in his bio. It is also said his students call him “Venomous” cause he likes to diss all of them. Later revealed to be a sign of affection. The tough love teacher act earns him a 5/10.

Classi 9 Salieri. Rival of Mozart and victim of his pranks, like that one time Mozart tricked him into wearing a dress at the school festival. The main protagonist is a girl pretending to be a guy, but Salieri is immediatly attracted to her anyway, resulting in Confusion™ and multiple Am I gay ? breakdowns. Holier-than-thou, non-jokingly says “Prepare Yourselves !” while running away. A Good™ Salieri : 7/10
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