screamingnoodl
screamingnoodl
ScreamingNoodl
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22 but my bones hurt like I'm 122
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screamingnoodl · 1 day ago
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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but its important
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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Partners in crime
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
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screamingnoodl · 4 days ago
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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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Not my vid
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most
but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.
basically:
box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable
stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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refseek.com
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www.worldcat.org/
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link.springer.com
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http://bioline.org.br/
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repec.org
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science.gov
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pdfdrive.com
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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FYI if your favorite creators start having AI dubbing on their videos - it is now on by default and not everyone bothers to read these emails. So be kind when you let them know it's enabled.
Also FYI you don't have to have any published videos to turn off the auto-dubbing, and when you turn it off, it comes up with a little survey asking you why you don't want to use the auto-dubbing.
Personally, I told them it was because AI translation is a half-baked technology that has actually set the industry back by several years, but I'm sure you can think of your own reasons too.
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screamingnoodl · 6 days ago
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the term “ai fanfiction/fanart” is such an oxymoron because AI cannot be a fan. it’s not involved in fandom spaces, it has no passion nor sentimental preference, it doesn’t dream about its beloved blorbo, nor can it be horny for their fave. it’s just a button click for fake creators that’ll steal stuff. hence “ai fan-xyz” and ai `art´ do not exist
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