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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

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ET TU, BOOTAY⁉️⁉️ The RIDES 💯💯💯 👀👀👀 of March 📅📅 has CUM 💦💦💦💦👉👌 get ready to roman BUST A NUT‼️‼️ 💥💥🌰🌰🌰 Best wishes to all you SENATE SLUTS 👅🌽👅🌽 doesn’t matter if you’re a plebeian 🏚🏚🏚💸💸 or PUSSYtrician 😼😼😼🤑🤑🤑 because DADDY 👅👨👅👨 Brutus is the DICKtator 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 we all deserve 👄👄 just like juliASS 🍑😩🍑😩🍑 caesar we’re gonna get stabbed 🔪 🍌🔪🍌 2️⃣3️⃣ times in the BACK 🌽🌽🌽🍑🍑🍑 tonight. send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your BEST 😏😏😏 Senate Sluts 🏛🏛🏛👉👌get 5️⃣ back and you’re a BACK 🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🌽🔪🌽🔪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a citizen of the roman repubLICK 👅👄👅👄👅 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a glaDICKator 🍌🍌🍆🍆🏟🏟🏟

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"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

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Sketch I just did! (lowkey based on @screeching-from-pa )

[02/05/25 on Procreate, by Me]

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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

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My old power of three au,,,, for nostalgias sake

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imagine